Humorus content writing
I need the following content rewritten so that it conveys the same idea but isn't a complete copy:
"You are awesome at what you do... but is your website doing its part?
Or maybe you're dialed into what your audience wants and needs, but you aren't sure how that translates into a website, ecommerce functionality or a mailing list.
Or maybe you've hired one (or more) web designers in the past who have been uncommunicative, missed deadlines, or worse, just taken your money and run.
I do things very differently, so hopefully you're in the right place. I combine my business skills, design and marketing chops, research and decades of knowledge about the Internet to create websites so great that my clients (a) hire me repeatedly and (b) tell everyone they know to hire me.
If you want your website to...
oLaunch your new business, product or service.
oRefine your online presence to better reflect what you do and connect with your true audience.
oBuild community, sharing and mailing list signups.
oShowcase your unique personality and authority in your industry.
Then I can use my 20 years of experience in building websites for the biggest entrepreneurs, tech companies and businesses around to blend professional design with measurable business results.
I've helped authors, speakers, yoga teachers, educators, health & wellness professionals and hundreds of other clients to launch or refine their online business and make it work for their specific needs.
I don't offer cookie-cutter solutions or one-size-fits-none tactics. Through understanding, empathy and research, I craft every website to match each client's personality, brand and audience.
What you'll get when working with me:
Strategy, design, development of custom WordPress websites. I take care of the nerdy pieces like mobile-responsiveness, mailing list hookups, structure and flow. Projects can optionally include: hosting, newsletter strategy and design, social media design, self-publishing consulting, product launch strategies, and/or e-commerce setup."