Having worked within several industries for over 20 years while simultaneously using my language skills for translation part time jobs, I have developed a wide range of skills that would meet, and exceed the expectations for any role.
High School Athlete. Superb Writer and listener. Excellent Work Ethic.
I run a small press publishing company that focuses on youth-oriented literature that has a positive message and purpose.
I have over ten years experience in Business Strategy and Development. Digital Marketing and Branding. I've developed communications solutions and experiential based venues aligned to marketing for Fortune 500 including Mercedes Benz, Merrill Lynch, CNN and Time Warner, etc.
With more than 18 years experience in PR and marketing in the UK, I have written everything from Annual Reports to web shop content, and retail promotions to business to business marketing materials. I'm British but living in Poland because of my husband's job, and have the time and passion to write and edit! I have a 1st class Masters degree in marketing. My pet hate is anything badly written, its my mission to ensure clients are well represented through their written materials. I have experience in the following sectors: retail, football, real estate (residential and commercial), public sector services and inward investment.
I provide a wide variety of literary services. These include, but are not limited to: creating content for your periodical, blog or website; ghostwriting; fiction and non-fiction writing; editing, either at a content or text level; proofreading for spelling, grammar, and formatting; clarification of correct English usage, either American or British; rewriting of proposals, assessments, and professional documents to ensure quality vocabulary and style.
Throughout my work history, I have consistently been recognized and rewarded for contributing to meeting, and many times exceeding the goals of each organization. I possess good references, a strong work ethic and a track record of reliability and increasing responsibility. Furthermore, I am self-disciplined and committed to achieving personal and business goals. I believe my experience and skills are easily transferable.
I am a freelance writer and branding consultant. I have been performing various online jobs for the last 5 years. I am an avid reader of non-fiction and self development books.
I am looking to further my career in the media/advertising industry by obtaining a position in a growing company that allows me to work in a variety of media, as well as travel. I have completed a Bachelor of Arts majoring in Journalism, and am hoping to work with a media organization in 2013. I have experience with a variety of digital content management systems, and have proficient writing skills. I am currently looking for entry level positions in writing and media roles.
I write words that help you sell.
If you would like high quality work for a fair price, contact me. I will make your day happy . I enjoy working on all kinds of print & corporate identity projects. I am capable of following strict directions as well as conceptualizing solutions that will work for you. I am a hard worker and i like to have complex tasks. I'm living my dream, and as my parents always told me, when you love what you do it hardly feels like work!
We offer a Commercial Business Development Consulting service with Marketing & Sales solutions that are comprehensively tailored to the business operational capacity. We have a high energy for knowledge and various topics pricks our taste buds and are not reluctant to learn & experience new information. Developments in our service offer include a Visual Aptitude with Satellite Imagery, and a digital photo eye perception. Enrolled for a BCOM specializing in Financial Management & Relationship Marketing.
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I am an avid writer. I have written across a multitude of genres and varieties depending on the requirements of the assignment.
Hi! im Karen, im from Venezuela, i have a degree in Art and I recently finished working with a museum in Buenos Aires, Argentina. I have spoken english since im 10 years old, I studied english in the Berlitz Academy in Venezuela. Im currently studying french at the Alliance Francais (level 7). I love art, languages and literature, I?ve lived in Argentina and USA and I read, write, translate and speak fluently in both english and spanish.
Articulate communicator, able to convey complex concepts to individuals from diverse backgrounds. Skilled in understanding and training operational protocols. Strong ability to ascertain client needs and apply best action to individual circumstance. Competent in driving progress while working autonomously or as part of a team
I work hard, honest, and have patience
Passionate Writer and like to write any thing 24x7
I have developed a team of 50+ writers that can do any writing work including press releases, SEO, web content, sales pages, ebooks, etc. You name it, we can do it! We always have above average turnaround time since we are a large marketing group. We strive to keep our customer's satisfaction high. We Copyscape all of our work before submitting it to the client so there is no need to worry about the work not being 100% original. We can provide any work you need with a quick turnaround!
Experienced copywriter/marketing professional for industries including (but not limited to) residential real estate, commercial real estate, travel and tourism and business to business. Past projects include marketing for everything from high-end luxury products to more value-oriented products and services and everything in between. Experience includes development of print, collateral, web, email, direct mail, outdoor and broadcast materials.
A solutions provider company helping businesses and individuals achieve their goals through targeted consulting services. We have 20+ years of experience and certified with a Master of Business Consultancy (MBC). 2011 focusing on internet marketing solutions, SEO, content creation, etc. We have a "New Published Author" package, internet marketing library, and the ability to work with your business to increase leads/sales. Please download our detailed business documents under the Portfolio folder of this profile, to see our full business services and the value we can bring to you. 1) Our Client Brochure (3 pages) 2) Our Corporate Business Flyer (1 page) 3) Our Small/Med Sized Businesses Flyer (1 page) 4) A Special Business Report: Ways to survive in a slow economy & how a consultant can help. (6 pages) Thank you!
Looking to help others through my 20 plus years in the Automotive Parts Industry. Have continued to educate myself and grow as a writer as I write for a National Trade Magazine "COUNTERMAN" and write for various local News Papers.
Sheena Ingle is an energetic, deadline-oriented copywriter who specializes in composing top-notch marketing materials, articles, website content, long- and short-form adverts, press releases, technical documents, etc. for a wide variety of clients--with the bulk of her experience being in the finance, technology, business, marketing, branding and consumer education fields. Sheena's extensive previous clients list includes Esurance, Amazon, Right Startups, LiveStrong, NerdWallet, and various other high-profile companies. She is accustomed to producing engaging, error-proof copy for major websites and entities.
I am a math teacher (nerd) by trade, but I have worked outside the classroom for the last ten years to be near my kiddos. During this time, I have found myself developing and using skills that I didn't know I had in me. For one, I can budget! This is necessary when living off of one income. I have become more creative when it comes to feeding and entertaining my family in order to pinch pennies. I have ideas that I would love to share with a reading audience who is trying to make it during these tough economic times. My children have also brought out my sense of humor. My brothers and my husband have always said that I was "funny for a girl," and my little ones give me plenty of inspiration- and plenty of giggles! Sharing a lighthearted look at motherhood with its challenges and rewards is something I have become pretty good at these days. Beyond these, I have always been a strong writer. I can be persuasive, technical, or funny. Whatever you need. I can deliver!
With my good working attitude such as Flexibility, on-time delivery, and a commitment to quality I welcome the opportunity to be your writer/editor. One-time jobs or ongoing work, I'm available to help you achieve your goals.
Payment for the job is negotiable.
My name is Erin Riley and I currently work with the Job Corps program. I have my bachelor's degree from a SUNY college. I have a background with working in a retail setting and have a lot of knowledge when it comes to customer service. I currently work with a younger population so I have insight into things that they are looking for when it comes to purchasing or just researching items. I am looking forward to helping out where ever my knowledge base can be applied.
I will provide a very quick turn around at extremely low rates. I also treat each client as if they are a only customer, and ensure that you are fully satisfied with the work i do before payment. professional Bilingual Representative on a Medical Supply Company, providing customer support in high call volume, with more than 10 years of customer service and leadership experience, exceptional computer aptitude and telephone etiquette. Data entry operator with 7 years experience in computer/software industry.
Industrial Engineer with long experience on technical translation English-Spanish and French-Spanish for automotive and industrial equipments and machinery. Willing to do a quality job on time for a reasonably price .
I am a hardworking person and very flexible one. I can perform some tasks at the same time with proficiency. I always value my time and work, respectively..
Food and pharmaceutical product development professional with particular interest in new product launches. Worked extensively in both the USA and European markets for food and beverages, pharmaceuticals and personal care products. My goal is to acquire work in business development, product development, marketing ,market research or sales of foods that promote health and longevity. Skilled in technical writing. Will consider other industries where my skill set would transfer.
Good Day! I would like to express my utmost interest to be part of your good company. I believe that the challenges your company offers are genuine for career fulfillment. At the same time I would like to contribute the best of my knowledge and skills in effectively carrying out to work that fits my qualification.
I am a professional, full-time copywriter and SEO specialist by day focusing on technical aspects of products and how to sell them to end users and a creative writer by night focusing on my love and passion for fashion. My writing experience goes all the way back to high school, where I wrote and edited content for our newspaper and continued throughout college. I have written on several topics including fashion, sports, news, technology and have worked on grants, proposals, newsletters, email marketing campaigns, press releases, blog posts and letters. I currently run an esteemed fashion blog with over 20,000 page views a month, where I focus my time and energy on optimizing my content for SEO. I have social media experience in my full-time job and blog, including Google +, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Instagram and many others.
Maintain Business Website, Facebook and Twitter accounts.
Credentialed, capable, creative PR professional with 15+ years experience delivering results on contentious and environmental issues for government and nonprofit organizations.
I am a published poet, I write tons of product reviews and get paid in products, I am among the top ten of getting people to subscribe to Ipsy by using my social media presence and skills, I can write beautiful English papers, blogs, and descriptive reviews with no problem, and I am an English major with a lot of time on my hands to write for you!
I am a creative and technical writer. When allowed, I tend to take creative twists on things, but am able to color inside the lines when required. I am currently studying Logistics and Supply Chain through FEMA's Emergency Management Institute and will be receiving my degree from Franklin Community College. I am a Private(PV2) in Virginia Defense Force, Virginia Department of Military Affairs.
With the use of knowledge and understanding that Ive acquired trough out an outstanding education I set my self with a high great of commitment toward excelling in the goals appointed, focusing in optimizing the tasks given by an adequate management and a proper level of dedication.
I am engineering student from computer science department and looking for a job
Global financial markets professional with excellent managerial and communications skills with singular focus on making your work product the best it can be.
Engineering student, Arabic Native , English- Arabic translator .
Your Virtual Workers offers a variety of specialized services Personal Assistant Let us take care of the busywork and the little things so you can take care of what matters. The personal assistant is much like an administrative assistant, but meant to help your personal life. Skills include: Travel bookings: hotels, flights and rentals Fitness Plans Nutrition Mapping Shopping Assistance Calendar Management Word Processing Spreadsheet Creation and Data Entry PowerPoint Presentations Internet Research Proofreading Various administrative tasks Administrative Assistant The clerical work is what we master. The administrative assistant can help free up your schedule to focus on what you need to focus on. Skills include: Word Processing Spreadsheet Design Database Creation and Data Entry PowerPoint Presentations Bookkeeping Proofreading Internet Research Arranging business meetings Hotel and flight bookings Our Sevices: http://yourvirtualworkers.com/
Currently looking for part-time work from home opportunities
A hard working, all-around loving and experienced individual that you can count on to get the job - no matter what it is - done. I?m not a native English speaker, but I?m sure that you?d rather be correcting my a/the errors than trying to find anything remotely interesting and meaningful in the articles that some of the native speakers deliver. I?m just starting to build my Elance portfolio and I?m offering my services well below my usual price, so hurry and use me while it?s cheap. Feel free to contact me for any issues you may.
I`m dedicate to execute every task that is offered to me. Can describe myself as hard working individual who always finishes his task ii the selected time line. Just give mi a job - I`ll finish it as soon as possible. I`m open to take your task and finish it like it should be finished. Thanks!
I can speak, write, read and understand English in advanced level. I graduated from Istanbul University, English Language Teaching Department. I am experienced in customer relations and foreign trade (operations and correspondance). I can use MS Office in advanced level.
I am a highly motivated writer with a passion for my clients, their products, and their potential prospects. - I have been an English teacher for 10 years - Worked with businesses to develop their brands and increase their client base through the development of their websites. - Trained through AWAI's Accelerated Copywriting Program
A result-oriented professional with over 6.5 years of extensive experience in presales & business development. the key role and responsibilities includes responding to RFI/RFP, drafting effective proposals, designing and developing marketing collateral according to business needs
English Conversation for children to Adults, Advertising/Promotions, Community Center Courses, Special Cultural Events, English Interview coaching, translation services
I'm a real smart guy, I like to try new things, that's why I make this account. My hungry for knoledge drives me to unexpected places, currently I have 1 business in personal care industry, but I feel like I can do more. I'm hardly wait to colaborate with you and brainstorming our ideas.
I am a 27 years old boy, i was a professional volleyball player, i finished studies in economy and sport. I was manager for an investment company for 5 years, but after the crisis came things changed, currently i own a projects company witch at this moment is not the best option, so i choose this site to promote my skills and win something for it. If i can do something for you do not hesitate to contact me.
Student of International affairs, specialist techniques and analysis of speech translation (English to Spanish). Responsible and commitment to my work..
I am a highly motivated individual with a keen eye for detail. I am looking for an opportunity to prove my worth and advance my career as far as possible. I consider myself to be an effective team player with excellent leadership skills and an analytical approach to the solving of problems. My experience includes high pressure management roles, implementation of new use of operating systems, products and sales techniques. I am fully experienced with the recruitment processing and candidate selection. I believe given a chance I would become an asset to any company immediately.
basically with insurance background,but presently working with a non banking financial company. capable of handling both life and general insurance related queries.deals directly with customers availing finance from non banking finance companies. specialized in auto industry
i love doing translations. i am an English teacher with experience doing translations into spanish.
After complication of My Bachelor Of Business Administration (BBA) from West Bengal University Of Technology (WBUT), Kolkata, India, I have completed *Masters In Bank Management (MBM)* on *East West University, * Dhaka, Bangladesh . It is a degree designed to give me the ability to develop my career to its fullest potential, at an accelerated pace. Beside from a powerful life experience, the Masters In Bank Management (MBM) degree had supply three main value propositions for me those are Skills, Networks, and Brand. During the time Masters In Bank Management (MBM) degree program, It has offer me access to a network of MBA students, alumni, faculty, and business and community leaders and I have learn a lot from their.
i am a graduate in bachelor of arts in english and i can assure a great and competitive employee for you. i was the editor in chief for for years at our school and i have learned a lot from it.
I am a freelancer, can do any type of work for employer which I has shown in my skills. Qualifications. Masters in Economics. B.Com Federal Urdu University 3Years Diploma of Associate Engineer (DAE) in Electrical Technology (1st Division-2008) Achievements. IELTS with 5.5 Bands. 2 days Workshop British Council - Higher Education Commission. DIT from Govt. IT Training Center Sukkur. Uniqueness. Any Type of Article I can write with quality & proofreading. Microsoft Windows Operating systems:- (Win-98, Win-XP-all service packs, Win-Vista-all Editions, Win-7, Win-Server 2000) & it's repairing, troubleshooting & also installation plans. Well knowledge of hard-wear & soft-wear in Computer & also Networking Issues. Good knowledge in repairing & restored hard wear devices, soft-wear, system drivers, any hanging & troubleshooting problem of PC separately & also through the (VNC) console system in sharing way.
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Hi there, I am a very hard working professional. I have ran my own company for ten years and have just recently decided to stay home to care for my children.
Hi! I'm looking for a little extra income and I'm willing to try any task that comes my way!
Je serais tr?s heureux de mettre mon dynamisme et mon savoir-faire en oeuvre et au profit de votre soci?t?. I would be very happy to put my energy and my expertise for the benefit of your company.
started selling subscription for business newspaper and magazine both local (Philippines) and international publication. online selling is one of the marketing strategy i used to grow my business. i can promote your publication through on-line.
I am a business writer with her own business. I specialise in french to english translation for a wide range of documents. In addition to this, I write business and marketing plans and articles. I also write fiction and non-fiction pieces.
I provide a unique writing service that meets a definite need: explaining difficult concepts to the largest number of people possible. Whether you want to communicate how the features of your product translate into benefits, write a set of instructions that are easy to follow or even develop a live presentation for a trade show-- I can do it. I can work with you at almost any stage of development-- from conception to final editorial review. So if you????????re just looking to have your writing checked for facts, logic or even a consultation on how to explain something in the most efficient way possible, I can do that too! Over the years I've developed a network of consulting experts in a wide variety of fields, including Sales & Marketing, Science & Technology and The Arts. This leverage gives me the resources needed to explain some of the most difficult concepts possible to the largest audience possible. So if you have a clear idea-- I can help you put it into writing.
I am a new, small-bus. owner with over 20 yrs. of experience in bus. admin. I majored in English, with a Psych. minor, in college at Notre Dame in Ohio. I am exceptionally quick in DE w/a v. high accuracy rate. I am an excellent speller and have high-quality language skills in both the written and spoken forms. I am able to take on work partly due to the poor economy and am extremely motivated. I take pride in myself and my work; I am tenacious and determined. I have access to multiple computers, printers and fax machines. I am computer literate. I am experienced with Microsoft Word and Excel. I am very organized. My last employer was a sm. mfr. in Cleveland, Ohio. I fulfilled the roles of Office Mgr., HR, Payroll Admin., Secretary, Girl Friday, Shop Mgr., Sales Mgr., and was the liason for my company with all suppliers. I made all travel arrangements, accompanied the owners on business trips and traveled alone. I am very competent in all aspects of sm business management.
I am certified as a corporate Travel Coordinator with ASTA, have credit hours with the Project Management Institute, and have worked for over 10 years as a corporate trainer, business manager, and most recently a strategic account manager as part of a sales team.
With over 20 years of business experience, I bring a wide range of skills and talents to the table. I have worked in just about every capacity in business offices - sales assistant to office manager and comptroller.
I can get you sales, and that is all I'll say. Contact me for samples of my work. One of my letters converts at 3% cold.
Focusing solely on my clients? writing and small business marketing needs, this consulting company ensures personal service and attention. Specialization includes health care and medical writing, small business marketing and social media planning. Writing is my primary focus, including articles, web content, whitepapers, executive summaries and research.
With over 20 years experience, including 3 in internet research related to leads generation and over 6 in customer service and telesales, I am proficient in Microsoft Office Suite, Goldmine and Master Quotes, to name a few. American born and raised and a native English speaker, communication skills are a huge asset and my work reflects this. Experience in freelance writing, editing and proofreading, as well as a keen, natural ability to build trust with customers makes me the ideal Virtual Assistant. As your assistant, it is of utmost importance to me to utilize my organizational skills, attention to detail and drive and determination to produce exceptional work. It is my job to make you look good and I take that very seriously
A creative and passionate writer, dedicated to touching individuals hearts through words.
I am a native chinese speaker with an english major. I am fluent in both english and chinese. I have about 10 years english related professional marketing and sales work experience in Beijing and Shanghai. This experience is especially helpful with translating business related material accurately. Before I moved to United States, I was the China Region Marketing Manager for the largest American cookware company. I have excellent communication skills and am able to completely understand the requirements of my clients. I always ask myself to do my work efficiently and correctly because every project to me is the most important one.
I have 15 years of experience in publishing, marketing, and advertising. I am skilled in writing and editing promotional copy for television spots, online ads, catalogs, sales sheets, book jackets, print ads, press releases, and radio spots. I am also the author of two well-received books, The Daughters of Maeve and The Wisdom of the Celts. In addition, I am an experienced music promoter.
I am a freelance writer with experience in a wide range of areas including press releases, website content, blog posts, and product reviews. If you need quality articles for your site, then I'm the person to contact.
I am a former FTSE100 press officer and political campaign manager, based in the UK. I write effective press releases, interesting product briefs and persuasive articles which have clarity and rationale. I can tell a story or punch through to the point. Send me your brief and I'll send you ideas that I can turn into the words you want. I'll do the work - you take the credit! By the way: all Elance proficiency tests that I have taken have only been taken once.
I am a great writer and transcriptionist with excellent feedback on various freelance platforms. Being English, I have very good grammar, and proofread my work before submission. I'm extremely flexible in the content I write and am happy to research most subjects and provide you with quality content. I can write for any audience so for example, if you want to target the American market, just make that clear in your job request and I will adapt my style and use appropriate US spelling when applicable. But I would appreciate adequate time for any article or project although I will always aim to deliver much sooner. If you're not satisfied with the work I submit to you, please message me back as soon as possible. I prefer to discuss any problems and fix things that are wrong. This can sometimes happen when instructions aren't clear or I've simply misunderstood something. I will guarantee to either re-do the work for you or fix it so you're thoroughly satisfied.
I am a motivated University graduate with experience in sales, marketing, operations, and recruitment. I am enthusiastic, hardworking, and a creative team player with excellent interpersonal, communication, and analytical skills. I am seeking to network and collaborate which will require me to utilize my skills, abilities and experience in the business development, marketing, and operations fields. Specialties: Hunter & Closer, Business Development, Logistics, Marketing, Operations, Technology, Recruitment
I have 3 years 8 months of work experience in Technical writting and promotional media creation.
I am young man who is passionate about writing, I have five years of experience in sales and ten years of experience writing both online and in print. Recently I have been freelancing online, focusing on SEO and product review and I have decided to go full time. If you are looking for a motivated individual with a strong work ethic and the skills needed to make your business or website stand out then look no further, I'm your man.
We are a results driven, highly motivated, detail oriented professional organization with an extensive background in R&D, manufacturing, operations, sales, marketing, project and program management. Proven track record in delivering projects on time and within budge. Services provided: - Managing executive and senior-level management expectations - Successful delivery of projects from conception to delivery. - Requirements gathering, development of functional specifications, process flows, and user acceptance testing. - Test plan and test case preparation,test execution and management. -Financial, vendor, resource, and procurement management.
www.idealearninggroup.com IdeaLearning Group delivers full learning experiences through materials and programs that engage learners cognitively, emotionally and physically. Learning Experiences: IdeaLearning Group creates cost-effective, custom and complete learning solutions that allow you to continue investing in your team even during tough economic times. --Leadership and employee development programs --New hire orientation and on-boarding programs --Operations training --Sales training --Customer service training --Communication skills training --Franchisee development --Training to support performance management strategies Knowledge Capital Documentation: IdeaLearning Group delivers solutions to support employee learning through the design, development and implementation of custom internal branding and documentation. --Operations, policy, and procedure documentation --Quick start and reference guides --Forms and templates
I'm very good at writing. If you look for an exceptionally convincing sales letter, a mouth-watering description for your product or service, or desire to bring emotion, life and spirit to your website or other marketing medium, you will find all your expectations exceeded in the work which I will provide you.
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A fully NCTJ-trained journalist who has extensive experience in the fields of transcription, content management, subbing, proofing and all related fields.
Greetings to you. I am Jenny Rose, an original and creative thinker looking to assist those who can tell me what they want, when and where they want it, who it is for and how I can help them.
I am an actor and freelance writer who is very eager to learn.
You would think with my love for writing, I'd have more to say. I'm a young advertising and media professional just trying to break through the clutter. Writing is my passion, and I've never been one to shy away from a challenge. Communication is my thing. Just give me five minutes and I'll find something to talk about whether it be sports, dogs, Pinterest or the latest reality TV drama. I tweet a lot, and love to connect with others. I'm a proud graduate of the University of Missouri Journalism school who's deeply rooted in everything St. Louis and always wanting to learn more. I've got a soft spot for creative hashtag strategies and anything hockey related. Specialties: social media management, strategic writing, account service, promotional content, customer relationship management, blogging, indesign, photoshop, customer relations, digital marketing, public relations
An aspiring team worker, hardworking and dedicated professional who wants to meet the challenges posed in the industry and to contribute towards the growth of the organization along with self-motivation.
Familiarity with the publishing industry. Excellent writing and editing skills. Ability to effectively communicate and collaborate with partners and meet tight deadlines. Above average creativity as well as critical thinking and analyzing. Works great with teams. High student mentality. Loves fast-paced environments.
Expert writer, technic computer
Leaving a professional and positive impression on your target audience is top priority for any business. Helping you to continually be on their good side is mine. There are many projects that keep you busy during your work day. So let me lighten up you plate a little bit. As a dedicated Editor, Writer, Proofreader and Translator (English/Spanish) working within any time constraint and still be able to deliver accuracy and quality on your assignment is my only goal. I can take these tasks off your hands, allowing you to concentrate on your most urgent activities.
Public relations, writing and editing, publications, media relations, social media, special events, websites and more
Hi, I'm new to Elance and very excited about all of the opportunities I'll have by being a member here. I'm eager to get started. I'm a very fast learner and I love meeting new people, talking with people, I've always been a leader. I strive to better my self in anything that I do. I've always been one to go that extra mile to reach goals in life, and to better my self in the workplace or in my personal life. I make friends very easy and always put my family first. I am hoping to find a job that will allow me grow and in return I'll work my butt off. Thank you for taking the time to view my profile. I hope to work for you soon, Thank you.
Good day! My name is Queenie Simbulan Caranto. I had been working as a freelance copywriter for more than seven years now. I would be thrilled to assist you on your content-related projects. :)
I have worked for many years in the health care industry, generating sales and marketing content as well as targeted communications to members and providers. I especially enjoy assignments that require persuasive writing: executive summaries, white papers, employee communications.
Head of Digital Media Strategy at Mesh Labs where I am in charge of web presence, content, and marketing strategy. In my not so spare time I'm also a freelance writer. I currently write a sex and music column called "Literal Porn" for Noisey - Vice.