I need a freelancer who will create a "flat-lay" image for me like the one attached, every month for the next 6 months. I will provide the high-resolution images of all products and it will be your job to arrange them into one image. I will need a turnaround of within 24 hours each month. I am not looking to pay any more than $20 for the proje...
“This is an actual excerpt from a response to a job I briefed. Weirded Out? YOU'RE TELLING ME! I would have posted it all however I didn't have the space!
Upfront, please forgive me for being unprofessional, too complex and perhaps too honest, but I see no other choice that is thoroughly and spiritually correct,
so I choose to do it this way, well aware of the consequences for both you and me. What you read is the truth of my current life experience, and truth to the last word.
First off, I have not and cannot have the matters you wanted me to get completed within the schedule AT ALL, primarily because of these reasons:
3 - You're a woman, and a part of the whole, so I'm going to be honest and direct with you as well.
First off, please note that I hate women (both as humans and as a cosmic principle), because they make everything so complicated. That's a general impression of mine.
But let me be more precise. You women - and I'm placing you within this affirmation of mine as well - you're too emotional, hasty, irrationan and unable-to-calculate-thoroughly beings;
your emotions and desires always, always prevail against your reasoning abilities, and that's why men often hate you - because you make our lives unstable and harder to control,
but we need you for reproduction and our responsibilities towards Nature, God and our very souls sometimes (the last one exactly my case).
What's worst, I don't see that ANY woman is and ever will be able to overcome these downfalls of female nature, overcome these downfalls of female nature,although I'm trying to understand you beings and live with you in harmony and even satisfy your egos in saying that you will one day over-evolve it.
But I'm under impression that your very nature is self-defeating and that it will take me a lifetime in understanding you and helping you to overcome it
and be in harmony with man and yourself at the same time, even if that means a lifetime of celibacy for.”
“Thank you for your review, Stephanie, you proved some of my points spot on. But I don't blame you personally - I can only blame God and Nature for the imperfection we live and essentially are, despite our best efforts.
Now, to those who ever consider hiring me as a freelancer again, note that the the above comment is a deprecated version of the original 2 comments we exchanged, though it holds the most important truths about both me and the client. Everything else I say could be used against me, so I'll just keep my mouth shut :)
Have a nice life, Stephanie, and if its some consolation for you - there's a woman in every one of us, too :) ”
“[update] I''m not sure how to explain why I gave these comments as I did, but one thing is for sure - I shouldn''t have. In reality, Stephanie was a somewhat immature client in my experience, but a far greater immaturity came from my side - I was confused, rigid and expected too much of myself at the same time, and then blamed it on her and things outside of myself. The true apologies I owe are to women in general - I was arrogant and self-righteous when giving this comment, and certainly far from understanding you completely. As for Stephanie, sorry for getting personal and disturbing you.”
I need a real estate sign design created for a 1800x1000mm portrait sign. This design will form the basis of a template for future signs and thus the basis for a working relationship for the future between my business and the winning bidder. Needs to be based in Australia and demonstrate previous property and/or real estate graphic design expe...
I would like to find someone who can perform a basic-to-moderate technical and stylistic re-design of my blog [obscured] from a detailed brief I will provide upon awarding the job. I would also like this person to move my blog from the wordpress.com platform to the wordpress.org platform without any glitches. I will need this job to be comp...
I need a high-resolution logo that will not become pixilated when I make it larger or smaller. I know the exact design I am looking for with three alternatives, so this should not take long to complete!
*I have the font that needs to be used and will forward that when I award the job.
*To get an idea of the website this is for, go to...
I would like this to be done by next Monday 22nd July so I will be awarding this job based on efficiency and price within the next 24 hours. I will also brief a few minor changes to the layout of the blog that I would like completely.
The blog I need moved is:
It currently sits on the .com platform but I want to move it over ...
I need a website designed for a boutique/start-up property development company based in Brisbane Australia. Basic 5 page website, copywriting and detailed page by page brief will be supplied - including some examples of other websites to get the creative juices flowing. Basic art direction will also be given however it will be very much a 'design-j...
Skills: adobe photoshop, graphic design, web design
I would like to have a website developed on the Wordpress.Org platform. I have all of the Adobe Illustrator Design files for each page (5 in total), so they will need to be translated into HTML.5 and produced onto wordpress as a SEO-optimized website.