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Comedy / Funny Script (70 words) for 30 Second video
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I am looking for a FUNNY but clean (words, like crap and hell are OK, but not sh$! and fu@#) script (up to 70 words) for a 30 second video. The script is a short dialog between a man and woman character.

Here is the video:
  [obscured]  /videoconvo/create-animated-video-dialogue-between-a-man-and-woman

It is a conversation between a cartoon man and women. Your words will be substituted into the video.

The video will be used to promote my new book communication skills book Smart Talk (I copied some more information below about the book.)


Your FUNNY SCRIPT can be related to any topic in the book but here are some suggested topic areas for your script:

Boss giving feedback to employee
Girl meeting Boy (Introductions)
Dealing with difficult person (tattletale, curmudgeon, slacker, procrastinator, etc)
Negotiation
Having A Fight - dealing with conflict
Being Charming
Using positive words

You'll see in the video the boy talks five times the girl four times --each time the dia...

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