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Comedy Writer - Chinese - One liners
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  • Posted: Thu, Aug 09, 2012
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*******MUST BE COLLEGE STUDENT*******
*******MUST BE COLLEGE STUDENT*******

Looking for a writer to create one liners to be added to facebook photos.

I'm looking for crude and funny and MODERN!!

Examples: (imagine there is a picture of yourself or a friend attached to each caption)

I love booze
Pushin' it
Talk about beer goggles
I don't get drunk, I get awesome
Sometimes I get inappropriate
Forgot to turn my swagger off
Got milk?
Super hot mess
Well, this kid isn't going anywhere
It's like a train wreck, I can't look away
You know you want this
I got hoes in different area codes
Shawtie is a ten
Works at a strip club

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