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Humorous product manual - creative writing. comedy
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  • Posted: Wed, Aug 01, 2012
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We require a humorous product manual to be generated for our recently developed product. Full information on the product will be given to the successful bid.

This is a cheeky and fun product.

It is along the lines of a Pet Rock.   [obscured]  /wiki/Pet_Rock

  [obscured]  /articles/art172897.asp

Like the Pet Rock, it will need a 'personality' as part of the Product manual.

This will require a very funny and creative writer.

You will get some initial guidance, but it will require independent thought and idea/concept generation.

Please show me your portfolio of previous work relevant to the project. Ie. comedy/humour writing.

Thanks.

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