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Need someone quick to write a two page (creative and funny) article NOW
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Writing & Translation > Creative Writing

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Nov 21, 2012

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  • Posted: Mon, Nov 19, 2012
  • Time Left: Closed
  • Location: Anywhere
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  • Start: Immediately
  • Budget: Less than $500
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The most important thing is to have humor and wit in this article.

I will supply with you facts and stats - you make it appealing to a general audience.

Topic: Enjoy this Holiday Hall Pass and Indulge Guilt-Free this season and still stay healthy.

The article will be two pages.

I'll pay you $20.

If you want the job and can complete it by tomorrow (November 20th), let me know.


ps. when you reply back, please reply back to "Turkey".

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