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  • Posted: Sun, Jan 22, 2012
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  • Budget: Less than $500
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I am a standup comedian with writers block. I need some good content for my next routine.

If you can write some jokes, or some funny stories for me to use, I would be thrilled... I also would pay you for that content!

Virtually no topic is "out of bounds". My comedy has no bounds. Content can be sexual in nature, to geo-political. If you think it is funny, and original (no DIRECT plagiarism from other sources, please), I want to use it in my routine.

I am looking to pay someone for 20 jokes, or 3-4 stories with at least 20 punchlines (laugh-points) to start. If your content is good, there is a LOT more work that I would be willing to compensate you for throughout the year.

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