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Witty and Funny short blog posts
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  • Posted: Mon, Sep 26, 2011
  • Time Left: Closed
  • Location: United Kingdom
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  • Start: Immediately
  • Budget: Less than $500
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I want somebody to write 500 witty and funny mini blog post one-liners in the style of   [obscured]  / or   [obscured]  /

The posts must be funny, no too sexual or too rude, they must not be overly offensive or mention or refer to any person or place.
I also need you to post in a wordpresspress blog

The comments must be original and must pass copyscape.com
I will approve each individual post and will reject any ones which are not of a high quality.

English must be your first language, ideally from the USA or UK, Australia, Canada etc.

No canned proposals, quote the code TFLN in your proposal or it will be deleted.

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