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Write 20 Jokes for email campaigns
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  • Posted: Thu, Mar 01, 2012
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I will provide 20 cartoons or illustrations.
I need a 2-part joke. One for the subject of the email, the other for the email body.
In some cases I need quotes and/or thoughts rewrote for inside the cartoon.
I've attached an example of what I'm looking for, as well as a few of the cartoons.
The example is one of the 20 i need, as I don't think its quite funny enough.
The jokes are to be about the recipient of the email. They need to work for male or female, as the names will be entered by an email system and they will go to both genders.
The emails are to be used as a follow-up campaign to sell our flooring, so the punchline of the joke needs to convey a thought like if they choose our floor they will benefit because it is:
easy to clean
long - lasting (as in the example)
attractive
does not smell bad
provides some insect protection.
When I upload all the cartoons after selecting the provider, I'll also include the list of benefits of our floor that correspond to each email / cartoon.

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