To The White House: Hire An Elancer And Save $299,900Elance_Alex | Apr 30, 2009
To Whom It May Concern:
Word is that you recently looked to take the ol’ Air Force One out for a photo shoot earlier this week, and I heard the bill wasn’t pretty. $300,000!
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with you spending some dough to take the Presidential ride out for a few glamour shots, but next time, consider hiring an elancer to do a little photo editing for you instead. It’s easy, and ninety nine times out of a hundred, you probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. And did I mention that it would save you a major grip of cash? I’ve even taken the liberty of creating a sample for you at no cost.
All jokes aside, the reality is this: If a picture is worth a thousand words, Photoshop is worth a million. It’s an unbelievably incredible tool that can create even more incredible results. You’d honestly be surprised at what people can do these days. Astonished. Amazed. Maybe even perplexed. And through Elance, you have access to a huge pool of expert Photoshop providers that take ‘chopping to the next level – 10,302 to be exact.
So, a word to the wise and to anyone listening in from inside the beltway: The next time you’ve got 300 grand burning a hole in your pocket and you’re in desperate need of some fly pictures of your private jet in action, keep it in the hangar, hire an elancer, and save the leftovers for the next round of bailouts.