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Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: 29 minutes ago  |  Ends: 6d, 23h  |   0 Proposals
Hi, I'd like a logo for my Copywriting business, which is called 'Crawford Copy'. The logo would be used on my Elance company profile, as well as my website, which is here...   [obscured]   The logo should be business-like and professional, not cute or funny. I currently specialise in real estate, finance, economics and technology related copy, although I am also branching into sales copy (long form, short form, direct response etc.). But the logo can be more generic - I'm open to suggestions. I want to stand out from the crowd as a premium copywriter on Elance. My writing is of high quality, and I need my logo to reflect this. In your response, please attach some examples of any existing work that you think might be aligned with the image I'm looking for. Thanks! John.
Category: Logos       
Skills: Graphic Design, Logo Design       

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|    Australia
Fixed Price: $100 - $1,500   |  Posted: 3h, 10m ago  |  Ends: 6d, 20h  |   17 Proposals
Simple. Well, at least in theory. ;) We're looking for a team to create a 20-30 second animated video that we'll use to promote our new website. The ad needs to be funny (if there's any hope of it getting shared). The concept: show a character, sitting in his room in front of his laptop, somewhere in Europe, daydreaming about an item he's wanted for years (could be anything). He goes to an online site (something like Amazon.com), finds it... is delighted, only to see they only offer shipping to the USA... :( Our hero is heartbroken... then he checks a Japanese site (like Amazon Japan)... again, he feels delighted, only to be disppointed moments later, when he sees Japanese text... he translates it online, all excited... only to see the text says "Japanese only! No international orders". Hopeless... he stumbles across our site- which offers shipping on all products to any country in the world (and an interface in his language). He starts placing orders like crazy....
Category: Cartoons & Comics       

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|    Japan
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: 11h, 3m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 12h  |   7 Proposals
I have a request for two proposals... 1. I would like for someone to put together a spreadsheet of fitness, health, positive, motivating, inspirational, engaging, and funny posts to upload into edgar. they will need a category and the text of the post. 2. Create the posts manually in edgar but also add pictures and other engaging photos to some of the posts. Posts need to be quality. In proper english and grammar. hashtag use as needed etc. We will create posts for a facebook like page, facebook personal page, and twitter. We can do it as a large package deal, we can do it priced per post, or we can do it hourly. I am flexible and really looking for a partner long term for social media management and growth.
Category: Social Network Management       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: $20 - $30 / hr   |  Duration: 7-9 months  |  Posted: 11h, 33m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 12h  |   5 Proposals
Hello, I currently have a pen name that I write quirky, funny, hot romance under (Think: New Girl Romance + Grey's Anatomy Steam + Weeds Quirk) but my time is taking me elsewhere. I would like to continue to produce work under that pen name, but I just don't have the time - so I need your help! I am looking to hire someone who would like to write Novella length pieces (25,000 to 30,000 words) as a ghostwriter for this pen name. I have several plots (7 already step sheeted out) that we can get started working with immediately (including a pre-existing series), and down the road I will give you more freedom to come up with your own ideas. I am looking for quality above quantity and a decent turn around time (if it takes you a month to write 30,000 words, please don't apply - I am looking for someone who can write 10,000 to 20,000 words per week). I expect your work to be decently proofread, but I will have my own editing team going over what you create. Please provide sampl...
Category: Creative Writing       
Skills: Creative Writing, Fiction Writing       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: 20h, 16m ago  |  Ends: 6d, 3h  |   40 Proposals
I need a unique and attractive logo for a new small business named: East Texas Valet. I would like it professional and colorful and need it to incorporate something about Texas. It should also be easy to read the name of the business from a distance. I do not want it childish or funny.
Category: Logos       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: 21h, 23m ago  |  Ends: 2d, 2h  |   7 Proposals
I'm working on a Hunger Games parody coloring book and I need someone to make an outline for this book. I need you to think of 20 pages worth of material for this coloring book. Creativity and a great sense of humor are essential. This is intended to be a funny, parody coloring book that would appeal to fans of the books/movies. Example: Maybe a quiz page. Maybe a maze. Of course, I need more details than just "How about a maze?" from you. I need you to be ultra specific and make this a really funny book that has plenty of details from the show. To give you an idea of a similar coloring book, please look up Coloring For Grown Ups Holiday Fun Book on Amazon. If the images require explanations or jokes, you'll need to provide those. Please note that I do NOT need you to provide ANY images. You just need to provide plenty of IDEAS and be very familiar with The Hunger Games. When applying for this job, please include a sample idea for one of the coloring book pages. My bu...
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: 21h, 39m ago  |  Ends: 2d, 2h  |   3 Proposals
I'm working on a Fifty Shades of Grey coloring book and I need someone to make an outline for this book. I need you to think of 20 pages worth of material for this coloring book. Creativity and a great sense of humor are essential. This is intended to be a funny, parody coloring book that would appeal to fans of the movie/book and also people who like to make fun of them. Example: Maybe one page can be connecting the correct fetish object to the correct person. Maybe a quiz page. Maybe a maze. Of course, I need more details than just "How about a maze?" from you. I need you to be ultra specific and make this a really funny book that has plenty of details from the books/movie. To give you an idea of a similar coloring book, please look up Coloring For Grown Ups Holiday Fun Book on Amazon. If the images require explanations or jokes, you'll need to provide those. Please note that I do NOT need you to provide ANY images. You just need to provide plenty of IDEAS and be very...
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: $22 - $46   |  Posted: Apr 19, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 13h  |   7 Proposals
We are an up and coming skate apparel company looking to raise the bar on streetwear clothes. We acknowledge everything that is euphoric and mystical. Inspired by the things in life that open our minds. We support the legalization of marijuana for both medical and recreational use. For every sale we make a $1 contribution to The Hemp & Cannabis Foundation Online. We need a promo video for our team rider. After Effects, very clean, professional skateboarding industry quality. A little quirky, funny maybe. With some tropical stock footage? Only those who are familiar with the skateboarding industry and the culture behind it should attempt this project. The name of the Video promo will be "Sooner or Later" Our logos/branding need to be included in the video, with a sweet intro. Also our Team riders name: Samson Hussey. Which is being "introduced" "welcomed" to the Notahpstr Team. Check out these links for ideas of what were going for:   [obscured]  
Category: Videos       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Apr 19, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 8h  |   5 Proposals
We are looking for someone who can weekly send us new tweets, fb updates, not to miss postings and so on. We are specialized in usefull high heel accessories (Heels'R Us) so you have to be interested in heels. In short: - fashion minded - creative (we use slightly sarcastic posts, so we don't need a very serious person). Please send some of your best postings, with a nice humorous touch! - native/near native English - preferrably German Job Description: We're looking for a Social Media Marketer to help increase brand awareness and customer loyalty for our business. Your responsibilities: - Create tweets with a twists - be responsive & proactive when something is going on (like Kim Kardashion fell with her 10inch Louboutins). See what I mean? - write cool blog postings, about f.i. how practical Heels'R Us' items are ( we can give you are the heads up, but you need to create a nice posting for it, off course, in perfect English, since we can't do that. So, most important is ...
Category: Product Marketing        

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|    Netherlands
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 19, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 7h  |   23 Proposals
Okay, we really need to find a good animator/creator as our first go around did not work out well and wasted money. We have a product we are trying to develop and right now we don't have actual examples of this product to show on video, etc. So our thought was to create a great animation video showing how the product can be used, making them somewhat funny and unique. It's not a complicated product, just an outdoor product called ThatsMyMat.com which you can view on the website and it's uses. The site is currently being redone to make it more fun and inviting but definitely need the animation to follow the idea of the script, attached and showing people how it can be used. We do have a script, logo, and music already in place, attached here, so if you can look over that you should be able to get the idea. We need something that will completely grab the entire idea, look great, and be good enough to put onto TV. This entire animation is going to help launch our product and cam...
Category: Animation       
Skills: 3D, Animation, Graphic Design       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: $40 - $50   |  Posted: Apr 19, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 23h  |   6 Proposals
Please read the full description before bidding. I need 5 high quality, well researched articles of around 1000+ words each, with a deadline of 2 days per article. I am not looking for fluff articles or articles written for SEO AT ALL. These articles should be genuinely useful, no-fluff and written well. The reader's enjoyment and benefit of the article is your only priority. These articles should be written as a list-type article. They will be posted to   [obscured]  , so please check there for the type of article I am referring to. You can take   [obscured]  /7-unexplained-mysteries-that-humanity-has-yet-to-solve-2032 as an example of what I'm looking for. Each article requires: ------------------------ Title (70 chars). Summary (150 chars). Image (No need - I will supply images) Article content (around 800 words) - high quality, no fluff, based on research and facts, written in fluent English. The article content will include an Introduction and list items....
Category: Article Writing       
Skills: Article Writing, Content Writing, Blogs       

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|    Israel
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Apr 19, 2015  |  Ends: 4d, 22h  |   1 Proposal
OK, this is HUGE story   [obscured]  /mjs538/i-followed-my-stolen-iphone-across-the-world-became-a-celebr#.pevyre2M9 It could be fake as well, just a marketing trick. Anyway, I need someone who is going to come up with such an unbelievable story that everyone would read in one breath, It should be article like that one, long, full of crazy details, funny and short sentences, slang used etc... If you dont know how to do it, do not apply. We will have all the images, you just need to create a story (article). It should be around 2K words. It should be funny and inspiring. It shouldn't revolve around lost iPhone (duh) or happening in Asia. Probably the best option is Europe. (anywhere) Only US writers please. Give me some examples of your writing and throw in some working titles Budget $50-ish
Category: Ghost Writing       

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|    Serbia
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Apr 19, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 21h  |   2 Proposals
We are an international translations firm   [obscured]  / We are currently looking for a content and copy writer who will create interesting mailer content to be sent over to our Israeli customers. This mailer should contain: Puzzles and quizzes, quips, riddles, interesting articles and funny language games that will result in interaction between us and our customers. We would like to challenge our clients with interesting and engaging language-oriented material and provide pleasant food for thought with funny riddles for them to solve and enjoy. We are looking for a creative person for a long term collaborate which will be involve in other marketing projects.
Category: Newsletters       

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|    Israel
Hourly Rate: $10 - $15 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Apr 19, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 21h  |   4 Proposals
Hi, we are looking for a native British woman to be an administrator and moderator of a Facebook group. This position will require availability of 6 days a week. Required personality skills: - Chit chatty - Charismatic - Funny - Social - Friendly - Trustworthy - Reliable
Category: Other - Sales & Marketing       
Preferred Location: United Kingdom

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|    Israel
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Apr 19, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 20h  |   3 Proposals
I am looking for experienced, creative and imaginative plot developers in the following categories: Western adventure Sci-Fi adventure Thriller and Mystery Romance Parody of anything in society, political, etc. Or a combination of any of them All the plots need to be: 1.) Funny, entertaining or thrilling 2.) Have Sci-Fi elements involving aliens, space travel, the like, etc. 3.) Be erotic and sexy. Other than that your imagination and creativity is the limit. Absolutely no incest or no extreme fetishes. BDSM is ok. Priority will be given to those who are experienced writers in their own right. You can submit as many short ideas as you like. Payment is $10 for each accepted plot. Once accepted, you will be required to write an full one page synopsis. Note this is a work for hire position and upon payment, I will own all rights to the plots. Please apply with: 1.) various writing samples 2.) a personal statement.
Category: Creative Writing       
Skills: Content Writing, Creative Writing, 2       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Apr 18, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 1h  |   15 Proposals
Hey!! I'd like a video for my startup campaign on Indiegogo. To get a better sense of our product the lumino please check out this youtube video   [obscured]  /watch?v=NdZivmXbZdY I absolutely loved simple explanatory funny videos and want someone that feels they can make a great video for us promoting the effects of Lumino. I was envisioning someone getting out of bed all tired and terrible as a first clip with an alarm buzzing!!! Then a clip of someone waking up with the Lumino by his bedside and feeling refreshed and amazing :) Please let me know what you think I am available to chat!
Category: Cartoons & Comics       

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|    Canada
Hourly Rate: $30 - $40 / hr   |  Duration: 1-2 weeks  |  Posted: Apr 18, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 1h  |   3 Proposals
Hello elance super heroes! I have a very interesting and unique challenge for any creative minded people out there. For my business I wish to create a ridiculous and magnificent thing to put on a car. a) I need a huge pink bow b) I maybe also would like a huge top hat. The bow needs to be made out of faux fur. Initially we will order this from a UK wholesaler or you can order it yourself to get the design right. When we are happy with the design. We can then export it ourselves from our own manufacturers. The bow will look similar to this ---->   [obscured]  /edweek/the_startup_blog/lyft%20stache.jpg BUT, obviously in a bow shape. The pink fur is only one one side. At the back is a black material. Just to hold it together. (Obviously this material is a bit cheaper than fur). The inside will need to be stuffed with a cotton type of material. So it looks full and is solid. The back of the pink bow also needs to have two pairs of wires / straps attached. So that the b...
Category: Art       
Skills: Arts & Crafts       

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|    United Kingdom
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Apr 18, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 0h  |   13 Proposals
Hi, I'm looking for a talented 2D animation artist to create a short clip for a best mans speech I'm doing next month. It will be approximately 2 minutes long. I have the general flow of the story, so it' will be up to you to take the story and bring it to life in a professional and FUNNY way. This is an example of one I found online which I like...   [obscured]  /watch?v=YxbPmYM5o-8 Looking forward to seeing your proposals, please attach and similar style work you've done so I can see your skills. Thanks
Category: Animation       
Skills: Adobe After Effects, Animation       

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|    United Kingdom
Fixed Price: About $20   |  Posted: Apr 18, 2015  |  Ends: 11d, 15h  |   7 Proposals
I Need A Humble E-book Conversion To Fix My Mobi and Epub File. The guy I hired works on multiple projects it is taken him longer to even finish up the project. Plus he is missing things I'm relaying to him. It's very furstating. My numbers on my questions in the Questions For The Audience Section needs fixed. The numbers on questions 4. 6. 8. 10. needs to be a little closer to the letter. Plus my cover need to be in the mobi and epub file but the epub file the cover might be broken. Those are the only two things I need done besides you keeping everything the exact same in the file from what I sent you. I already have the book cover as well. It only suppose to be one book cover in each file. If it's two take one out and make it look right. Genre: Self Help / Comedy Description: We've all dealt with some things in our lives. Life is a very exciting roller-coaster ride. Love, affairs, threesomes, trust, lies and consequences. People sometimes need an outlet and some advice on how t...
Category: Page & Book Design       
Skills: eBooks, eBook Design       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: About $50   |  Posted: Apr 17, 2015  |  Ends: 11d, 9h  |   13 Proposals
I'm organizing a party for two friends' 40th birthdays (both male) and I'd love to have someone create a "Halfway to 80" logo so I can later have it printed on some t-shirts, as a joke. I'm flexible on what the logo could look like. It could be like a character/mascot, or any other logo with some sort of graphic/design and the "Halfway to 80" theme, ideally something a bit funny but that looks nice. I'll pay whoever we select for the work you produce, so it'd be great if you could include in your proposal an initial idea on what you would propose/do for the logo. Thanks! -Ed Logo type: Mascot or Character
Category: Logos       
Skills: Logo Design       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 16, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 13h  |   11 Proposals
We need someone to write 200 of these for us. These will be a little different than regular math word problems though, these need to be fun, imaginative, intriguing, and are to designed specially for adults, using relatable social and life situations (fun ones that is). They should be funny, while at the same time challenging for average adults and really tormenting (in a good way) so that they keep coming back to the problems and feel a sense of accomplishment when they figure out the answers. Each problem also needs to be solvable for an average adult how isn't exactly a professional mathematician. Please see attached a word problem that has recently gone crazy with popularity on the Internet. The length and format of this word problem should serve as good guide for what we are looking for. However ours need to include fun stories, as we will be adding cartoon drawings to illustrate each problem. We know this project is a little different, so please feel free to ask any ques...
Category: Academic Writing       
Skills: Academic Writing, English, Mathematics       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: $30 - $80   |  Posted: Apr 16, 2015  |  Ends: 10d, 12h  |   16 Proposals
We are celebrating the 3rd birthday of our company and we'll be organizing a party for a few people (sorry you are not invited). We need someone to design a one page invitation to be sent by email. It has to be smart and contemporary and possibly funny.
Category: Graphic Design       

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|    Singapore
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Apr 16, 2015  |  Ends: 10d, 8h  |   5 Proposals
My company is creating a new mobile app that will enable people to outsource many of the administrative tasks in their lives (for example, call my utility company and tell them I'm moving, order a gift for my nephew, my toilet is broken and I need a plumber, please call my doctor and change my appointment to next week, etc.). The app will be entirely chat based, and essentially has two modes. In one mode you're chatting with out bot (for the purpose of this post, let's call the bot Yorbo). Yorbo tries to gather as much information as needed about the task, and then when appropriate, hands off the task to a person to complete. The app then enters the second mode, in which you're chatting with a human who might ask follow up/clarifying questions, and then complete your task. The nature of the chat with Yorbo is entirely scripted. For the most part Yorbo asks questions and you respond from a pre-selected set of responses. In some cases there's free text (e.g., tell me your phone nu...
Category: Creative Writing       

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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Apr 16, 2015  |  Ends: 10d, 5h  |   3 Proposals
We are looking for someone who can create and curate funny content for our mobile app. The demographic is 13 to 30 both males and females. Please send examples of your Memes, photos, videos etc and tell us why we should pick you.
Category: Creative Writing       
Skills: Comedy Writing       
Preferred Location: North America

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Apr 16, 2015  |  Ends: 9d, 22h  |   13 Proposals
Are you creative, innovative, funny, crazy with a sense for art? Good for you, we too. We are artbox44 an upcoming onlineshop for art-works, photographs, typographic posters and even cute animals right on your wall. Sounds good doesnt it? If you want to be a part of it, we want you to sell your works so that people all around Germany get to know you and your creativity. Not only by seeing your art at our online-shop but also by presenting it at their one living rooms. Awesome! We are searching for typographic posters, that meet the common requirements like resolution, proportion and - because we are talking about typographic - even gramma. You find the whole requirements right on the bottom. We will pay you 5$ for every single Poster! Do not be shy and send us your work. Requirments: - 300dpi - 90x60 cm (got it larger? Go for it!) - No racicm or violant content por favour. Stil not sure? Well right below we got some links for you that you might get a hint what we are looking for....
Category: Graphic Design       

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|    Germany
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