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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: 2h, 2m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 20h  |   2 Proposals
We are looking for someone to edit an "about us" story for a new website. A good sense of humor will help! Prefer to work with someone in the NH, MA area
Category: Editing & Proofreading       
Preferred Location: United States

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: 2h, 35m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 20h  |   2 Proposals
A personal assistant is sought for a successful CEO This is for someone who can relocate to the Bahamas without obligation restraints. This is a chance for someone to improve their lifestyle and self-development. Valid passport for travel to the Bahamas is required. REQUIREMENTS Skills ====== * Very good spoken and written English. * Ideally educated to Bachelor Degree. * Good methodical and organizational skills. * Punctual and reliable. * Basic computer skills. * Valid driving license. * Prior experience as a personal assistant is a plus. Interpersonal skills ==================== * Loyalty, honesty and integrity are of utmost importance. * Focused and a responsible attitude to work. * Personality is very important, prefer lighthearted with a sense of humor * Professional demeanor at all times General duties ============== * Schedule events, organizing, maintaining diaries and making appointments. * Take notes and meeting minutes. * Manage personal data (mail, photos, personal...
Category: Virtual Assistant       
Skills: Administrative Support, Data Entry, Research       
Preferred Location: Eastern Europe

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Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: 5h, 8m ago  |  Ends: 1d, 18h  |   9 Proposals
SF Bay Area production company needs voiceover recording for a 90 second Kickstarter Video, with recording delivered by EOB Monday March 9. Please send us a sample -- feel free to try it a few ways. The script is humorous and should be read with a hint of irony and a twinkle in your eye -- think Colin Firth, but with an American accent. The visuals are of people experiencing the frustration of charger cables that don't fit into your phone or tablet until you turn them upside down -- video is in extreme slow motion, with very exaggerated agony and throwing things. Thanks for your submissions!
Category: Voice Talent       
Skills: Voice Acting, Voice Over, Voice Talent       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: 10h, 33m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 12h  |   1 Proposal
Join our energetic and growing team. Perform well and become a team leader in 90 days! This role will combine your love for software-based technology with your strong communication and analytical skills in order to discover outbound sales opportunities, develop, qualify and close deals. Continually build, develop and maintain relationships with top decision makers. Must demonstrate a high level of inside sales initiative with a history of consistently meeting and exceeding zealous targets with a "can do" mentality. Salary: BOE - Competitive base + commission + full benefits Key Responsibilities: Solicit new customer accounts in a consultative manner by opening selling dialogs with key decision-makers Develop and maintain salesforce.com database of active, high-level contacts Take responsibility for the entire inside sales process from initial contact, relationship nurturing, opportunity qualification, partner engagement, and close Provide thoughtful, analy...
Category: Sales Presentations       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: 12h, 57m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 10h  |   15 Proposals
We are looking for someone who can write 5 blog posts a week to start. We hope to find someone with some experience with teaching or children's literature e.g. an elementary teacher, a parent, a librarian, a writer/blogger with experience in this field... We would like the blog posts to be light, maybe with a touch of humor, interesting, not too formal. We are also open to ideas in which we can illustrate the posts, so if you have experience planning infographics, we'd like to hear about that as well. We would provide you with a lot of the blog post ideas, but we'd love to find someone who also has a lot of ideas as well. Please provide a few ideas in your proposal so we can get an idea of how creative you are. Please provide at least one example of a blog post you've written.
Category: Web Content       
Preferred Location: North America, Western Europe, Australia/Oceania

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|    Canada
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: 13h, 12m ago  |  Ends: 29d, 9h  |   4 Proposals
We are looking for long-term contributors for a large digital magazine for Men focused on the world of fitness and bodybuilding from an entertainment point of view. A degree in broscience is a plus. Any MISCers out there looking for work? Put your gains to good use. If any of those last 3 sentences made sense to you, you're probably a strong candidate. Include the word gains in the title of your application so that we know you've read this. - Fixed price instead of hourly, $250-$500 for on-going projects - Please quote your price per article - Skills needed: writing, blog-writing, content-writing, curating - humor-writing, writing-slang-style - Experience level: Intermediate or expert
Category: Creative Writing       
Preferred Location: North America

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: 14h, 30m ago  |  Ends: 6d, 8h  |   12 Proposals
I am seeking a talented, motivated writer to create an organized, coherent report on the following topic: "Hot Spring Fashion Trends for 2015" I would like a 600-800 word fashion blog article with pictures. In the article, you will describe the new trends for Spring 2015 (seen on the runway and on celebrities) and link to where you can buy similar items. Please incorporate a lighthearted, humorous tone to the writing. All writing must be 100% original and not copied. A Copyscape report will be required when submitting the final article The work required to complete this project to our satisfaction is trivial for a professional writer; please keep this in mind when proposing your bid. Also, any proposal submitted without an attached writing sample will be disregarded. In order to facilitate the process, I will provide the writer with samples of writing that demonstrate what we are seeking in the final product. I will also provide a number of topics which should be thoroug...
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: 16h, 42m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 6h  |   40 Proposals
I have a new 32-page manuscript for children's story (aimed at children of 3 ? 6 years of age but with some appeal for all ages) and am on the search for the right artist to work with. The book will be published for iPad, animated for a Youtube Channel and available in printed form on demand. The story is warm and humorous (and a little bit silly) and carries a positive and uplifting message. I'm looking for the illustrations to have some element of originality and whimsy to them in a way that's still appealing to kids ? ie. cute, interesting and funny. The characters are Australian bush animals going through some important lessons ? so, even if you aren't Australian or have much knowledge of Australian animals, it's important to be able to create warm Australian native animal characters (and even if your style is very simple / nave, the characters need to convey lots of personality / expression). Here are 3 example illustrations which I think are a great style that would work w...
Category: Illustration       

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|    Australia
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: 18h, 20m ago  |  Ends: 6d, 4h  |   10 Proposals
Hey ! I'm launching a Young Male Humor Lifestyle Blog (think Elite Daily meets college humor meets Askmen). For the blog posts, I need a set of 5 custom title headers to break up the content. EXAMPLES   [obscured]  /category/podcast/   [obscured]  / I already have a style guide including colors, fonts etc, so half the job is done already. WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU... - Have a sense of humour - Know how to create 'flat design' - *** Have designed comic strips, funny images, infographics (this is NOT essential, but I will likely need some of these at a later date STILL INTERESTED? PLEASE CAN YOU... 1) Please place a bid and your turnaround time for the banners. 2) Send me a link of your best/relevant work 3) *** as mentioned not essential, but send through relevant work for this point too if you have. So I know you've actually read this, please tell me your favourite colour ;) Thanks!
Category: Graphic Design       

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|    United Kingdom
Fixed Price: $50 - $60   |  Posted: 21h, 9m ago  |  Ends: 89d, 1h  |   1 Proposal
Hi, I'm looking for a rock-star erotica/romance writer. Is that you? Great! Nice to meet you. Your job would be to ghostwrite an erotica novella. 10,000 words in total. The story must have an interesting plot, be engaging, slightly humorous and hot! The target audience is adult female readers. I also need you to include: a 4 paragraph blurb that will entice the audience to read the novella. I'm looking for a 1 week turnaround time to complete the novella. As the writer, you will be given a fair amount of artistic freedom based around a brief plot idea and title that I will provide. You will need to be able to write stories which are very hot in nature, quite funny, and from a female perspective. You must read a previously published erotica novella I have published and be able to follow a similar style/tone. This is CRITICAL as the reader must think it's the same writer. The story must be proofread and not contain any grammatical or spelling errors. English must be your native ...
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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|    United Kingdom
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: 22h, 20m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 0h  |   22 Proposals
We provide the script and text for a 3 min video. It should be a humorous skit, animated with interesting characters. The content is for high schools students regarding the college admissions process. We are on a tight budget and don't need anything super fancy. We plan to produce 10-15 of these over the 6 months.
Category: Animation       
Skills: 3D, Adobe After Effects, Animation, Video Editing       

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|    Korea, Republic of
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Mar 03, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 22h  |   12 Proposals
I have written a children's book about solar. It's written at a 3rd grade reading level, ages 8-9, total 32 pages including vocabulary, quiz page, and is an easy reader. It's about a teacher explaining solar to her students. I need to add a fun adventure to the story. I need someone who is possibly a teacher, is able to add some humor to the story, and has a great imagination.
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: $50 or less   |  Posted: Mar 02, 2015  |  Ends: 5d, 22h  |   2 Proposals
Looking for ebook ghostwriter with ABOVE AVERAGE english speaking and writing skills. Must be able to keep the audience interested. Prior kindle or google play format/ebook writing skills strongly desired. I want to establish a long term relationship with you for future endeavors. I am looking for all types of writing styles. Please let me know what type of things YOU prefer to write about. If you don't get hired on this project you may on the next. These ebooks will be a minimum of 10000 words. Topics and toc will be discussed before job starts. I want somebody with a good personality and sense of humor. A friendship that will benefit both of us. I am easy to get along with but I do expect deadlines to be professionally met and communication to be frequent.i prefer skype to communicate but all transactions will be through elance. Job Description: Your responsibilities: - Create high-quality content that matches our intended voice and style - This work will be used on kindle and/or...
Category: Ghost Writing       
Skills: Ghostwriting, Kindle, createspace       
Preferred Location: United States

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Mar 02, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 20h  |   6 Proposals
I am looking for a creative graphic design genius who specializes in designing Facebook Ads. I sell a range of software products, and I need Facebook ads designed for News Feed column and RH column for each product. Creating 'News' Feed' ads is very different to design standard banner ads. The skills needed are a lot more than just graphic design skills. So I'm looking for someone who can create Facebook Ads that: ...are compelling? ...are engaging ..are controversial, ?are quirky, and /or humorous In other words, I need Facebook Ads designed that will sell what is a very boring product (software) What I'm looking for is a creative thinker?.(not just a graphic designer who can only design 'pretty ads) Look at these cleaver out-of-the-box thinking that went into these ad examples   [obscured]  /webneel/blog/25-creative-and-brilliant-advertisement-design-examples-your-inspiration   [obscured]  /inspiration/30-creative-adverts-for-your-inspiration   [obscured]  
Category: Banner Ads       
Skills: Graphic Design, Facebook Marketing       

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|    Australia
Fixed Price: $25 - $40   |  Posted: Mar 02, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 20h  |   2 Proposals
Basically if you are right leaning politico/ news junky, this might be for you. 800-900 words (this "prompt" is 500 so hopefully you can spin this into something cleverly written from the point of view of a collegiate, first time CPAC attendee) Opinion article should support the premise that 3X Straw poll winner Rand Paul may really just be the perfect Straw Man whose idealistic notions of governance are more appropriate to the exclusive debating society that is the US Senate, and less effective in terms of real life application. To give Paul credit, he is a man of principles, and CPAC attendees as well as the public at large are yearning for someone who is NOT smoke and mirrors. But is his idealism also his Achilles heel? Of course it would be great to dismantle the constipated bureaucracies of the executive branch, but is it realistic or even feasible? How is his essentially Open Borders libertarianism feasible in a welfare state that he has no function-able plan era...
Category: Article Writing       
Preferred Location: North America

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Mar 02, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 17h  |   8 Proposals
Adobe photoshop Creative writing Good sense of humor Job Description: Looking for someone to develop and create holiday and event labels to be used on our Wine Site. Looking to create approximately 2-3 labels for the following categories: 1. Birthday 2. Anniversary 3. New Home 4. Congratulations 5. Thank you 6. Wedding We would like this person to be able to create engaging, fun and beautiful labels. To better understand this project, please visit WineGreeting.com and review our label offerings. This project is for non-personalized labels (we call them Quick picks)..
Category: Label & Package Design       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: $20 - $30 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Mar 02, 2015  |  Ends: 1d, 17h  |   10 Proposals
We're looking for two experienced writing pros with strong technology backgrounds and significant exposure to finance. Here's a descriptive sentence: "Our SaaS software makes subscription billing easier for companies of all sizes." If that makes sense to you, read on; if you can guess the name of our company from that sentence, be sure to apply! We need bloggers who can help us tell our story to our growing user base, prospects, and stakeholders, with the US as our current priority. Blog posts will range from simple feature descriptions (connected to user needs) to thought leadership pieces about how to grow your online-based or online-supported business faster and more easily. We would like the blog posts you create to be small, yet perfectly formed. Additional specialized experience such as poetry, humor, scriptwriting, video blogging, and so on welcome. We want a strong utility player with flair. Be ready to tell us about your blogging and writing experience, with a s...
Category: Web Content       
Skills: Financial Writing, Technical Writing       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: 4-6 months  |  Posted: Mar 02, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 12h  |   13 Proposals
It deals with some humor and events surrounding our unit engagements with the enemy.I talk about my actual experience in Vietnam and coming home in what I had to face and deal with, then how I tried to change my life around and went back to Vietnam in 2000 and 2001 and brought a Vietnamese girl back here to have surgery done on her face and she had stayed with us for 4 months. I held several marches about agent orange and worked with congressmen and women in the Capital.
Category: Ghost Writing       
Skills: Ghostwriting, eBooks       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: $150 - $170   |  Posted: Mar 02, 2015  |  Ends: 88d, 5h  |   1 Proposal
Hi, I'm looking for a rock-star erotica/romance writer. Is that you? Great! Nice to meet you. Your job would be to ghostwrite an erotica trilogy. Three novellas each containing 10,000 words, so 30,000 words in total. Each story will be written so that they follow a series. The story must have an interesting plot, be engaging, slightly humorous and hot! The target audience is adult female readers. I also need you to include: a 4 paragraph blurb that will entice the audience to read the novella. I'm looking for a 3 week turnaround time to complete the series, where the writer will send me one book a week. As the writer, you will be given a fair amount of artistic freedom based around a brief plot idea and title that I will provide. You will need to be able to write stories which are very hot in nature, quite funny, and from a female perspective. You must read a previously published erotica novella I have published and be able to follow a similar style/tone. This is CRITICAL as th...
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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|    United Kingdom
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Mar 01, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 17h  |   9 Proposals
We're taking our obi belts to market and need a logo created and help with packaging design. This project may include other smaller elements such as business card design, flyer and other promotional materials in the future! I'm looking for someone with a great sense of humor who has a clean design style. Think: Kate Spade meets Ellen Degeneres. :)
Category: Graphic Design       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Mar 01, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 14h  |   5 Proposals
We are looking for a virtual assistant with less than one year experience in B2B telephone sales. As part of this position, you will be provided with extensive training from our own internal team. Our company is a HubSpot Certified Partner agency. SCHEDULE This project requires an initial commitment of 10 hours per week. You must be available to work approximately 2 hours per day Monday through Friday 2pm - 4pm Eastern time. (We want coverage just about every business day and the ability to reach prospects in all US time zones.) SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE You should have some experience interacting with the B2B market and not be tech phobic, as our audience is in the information technology industry. You should already know Salesforce. We will provide you with access to a few other software programs (HubSpot, Sidekick, Google Apps, Basecamp, and GoToMeeting) and access to our VoIP system. You need to be based in the United States and be very well spoken with a fanatical attention to det...
Category: Virtual Assistant       
Preferred Location: United States

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: $10 - $15 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Mar 01, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 7h  |   19 Proposals
I am in need of writers for a travelogue. Anyone interested can send in creative writing samples. Please note that i don't work with teams and i am only looking for individual freelancers. Past experience in creative writing is a must. Terms - 1. I shall give you a research of what needs to be incorporated. You need to convert it into a travelogue, bring in humor and complement the existing story line (details shall be provided to winning bidder). 2. You should be well versed with creative writing and should be able to write short stories with great fluency. 3. Time taken per article is not a problem, but the quality needs to be top notch. 4. I have an unending supply of work if things go well in the first project. 5. Sending in samples of your creative writing is a must to be considered. 6. You shall have no distribution or publishing rights over the said project and we retain all rights for any articles that you write for us. 7. Please mention "Archie" in your bid ...
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    India
Hourly Rate: Less than $10 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Mar 01, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 7h  |   3 Proposals
I am in need of writers for a travelogue. Anyone interested can send in creative writing samples. Please note that i don't work with teams and i am only looking for individual freelancers. Past experience in creative writing is a must. Terms - 1. I shall give you a research of what needs to be incorporated. You need to convert it into a travelogue, bring in humor and complement the existing story line (details shall be provided to winning bidder). 2. You should be well versed with creative writing and should be able to write short stories with great fluency. 3. Time taken per article is not a problem, but the quality needs to be top notch. 4. I have an unending supply of work if things go well in the first project. 5. Sending in samples of your creative writing is a must to be considered. 6. You shall have no distribution or publishing rights over the said project and we retain all rights for any articles that you write for us. 7. Please mention "Archie" in your bid ...
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    India
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Mar 01, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 2h  |   4 Proposals
I'm looking for a quality ghostwriter that can write FICTION e-books. NO erotica! Important points for the book requirements: # To be very high quality with a lot of VALUE! # It really needs to talk to the audience. Something that they can relate to. They need to identify with the characters. # Something that people can relate to, laugh, smile and appreciate. # I want to talk in a conversational tone, free flowing (not a robotic tone). # CAPTIVATE THE AUDIENCE, stimulate thoughts in the mind of the readers. # The book will be related to comedy, humor, satire, self-development and romance. More details will be given to qualified writers. Qualifications: - You must have good grammar and spelling as well! - You must be able to effectively come up with a unique, 100% original book. - All material must be original content and written in your own words. PLAGIARISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! - Create your own special content and research the niche or topic that I give you in order to...
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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|    Israel
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Feb 28, 2015  |  Ends: 26d, 20h  |   16 Proposals
Infographic that includes 10 linear data points, the header customized for five audiences & body repurposed. The design must deliver a serious topic with a bit of whimsy & humor as the target audience are businesses. Think Apple not IBM. Creativity & design input welcomed! Data points & style guide will be furnished but sufficient research from provided websites will be needed to provide interesting context. A storyboard draft will initiate revisions. Questions?
Category: Graphic Design       
Skills: Illustration, Graphic Design, Infographics       

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|    United States
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