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Fixed Price: $200 or less   |  Posted: 2h, 19m ago  |  Ends: 6d, 21h  |   4 Proposals
My husband and I both finished writing our books, and we need book covers. Both books are to be 5.5 x 8.5 in size. Graphics will be needed for front and back of the books. We will provide the write-ups for the back of the book. The freelancer must create the barcodes. We will provide ISBN. 1) Husband's Book: Name of Book: The Church: A Spiritual Trauma Center He wants the American Medical Assoc type logo superimposed with a cross coming off of it. The colors will be probably red and black, and the color of the AMA logo. Note: If we cannot legally use the American Medical Assoc. logo, then something that looks similar will have to be created. A pole with a snake on it. The AMA logo will be in the center, and we want a cross to look as though it breaks out of it. The cross is bursting out of it, because there is a better way. The feel should be hope and a better way. His book is about how we can trust God's Word over what medical science tells us. How we can chang...
Category: Page & Book Design       
Skills: Cover Design, Graphic Design, Adobe InDesign       
Preferred Location: United States

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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: 3h, 1m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 20h  |   0 Proposals
I'm looking for a talented artist (as well as a great writer) who can illustrate a story I would like to tell in the form of a graphic novel. The book is called Cosmic Vikings, and it's basically what the title implies (vikings in space). So there would be a lot of stupid humor about vikings and, due to their time period, lack of knowledge. I've attached a few images that relates to the theme or style.
Category: Page & Book Design       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: $40 - $50 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: 6h, 37m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 17h  |   9 Proposals
James McConvill & Associates is a growing Australian law firm with branch offices across Australia, as well as three international offices (including in the US). We require experienced lawyers and paralegals in the US to join our team. The role is for someone who enjoys working from home independently but also as a part of an international team, and who enjoys (and has experience in) preparing court documentation. Our work is mainly in the area of family/ matrimonial law (including international family law), and involves preparing affidavits, initiating applications and related documentation for family law proceedings in Australia. Whilst the documentation is governed by Australian law, this documentation does not require prior knowledge/ experience in Australian family law. The successful candidates will be trained in how to prepare this documentation, and it is intended that a senior lawyer from our team will be assigned to regularly visit the US, so can meet with lawyers/para...
Category: Family       
Preferred Location: United States

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|    Australia
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: 15h, 47m ago  |  Ends: 14d, 8h  |   25 Proposals
Looking for a professional translator for my book which is currently published in English. It is a book on psychology and is humorous. Would like someone who is fully bilingual (French mother tongue) and who has proper translating skills with an understanding of psychology but who will know how to keep the tone of the book which is light and funny. The text is 125 pages, around 50 000 words.
Category: Translation       

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|    France
Hourly Rate: More than $50 / hr   |  Duration: 7-9 months  |  Posted: 19h, 41m ago  |  Ends: 89d, 4h  |   12 Proposals
We are particularly looking for illustrators able to continue the series of images of my late brother in the style of other famous artists and art styles ... there is even an opportunity to photobomb my brothers face into famous pictures in the style of that painting or into famous paintings..   [obscured]  /artist_resources/times-top-200-artists/   [obscured]  /search?q=portraits+in+national+portrait+gallery&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=CW8hVYTMJMyvswH6koHwDg&ved=0CBwQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=657   [obscured]  /watch?v=U5yjkXfbNYw There is no deadline . Other ongoing projects include Action Caricatures and Cartoons . By action we mean s, riding something, doing something, climbing something, or posing as an iconic action hero (such Indiana Jones, John Wayne, or a contemporary Action Hero) .A new opportunity for cartoonists is to create a single and multi frame frame comic strips with a social or political s...
Category: Cartoons & Comics       
Preferred Location: North America, Western Europe, Eastern Europe, India/Southern Asia, Eastern Asia, Central & South America, Africa, Australia/Oceania

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|    Israel
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jul 04, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 14h  |   30 Proposals
I am a musician and need a logo for two of my business ventures. One is for my musician website (which is almost finished but I would like to have a logo). My musical name is SERNE. You can find me on itunes, reverbnation, numberonemusic (where I average 5000 plays and 750 visitors weekly). I have one album finished and enough material for two more. I am looking to collect my worldwide royalties using Tunecore as my fans are spread across the globe. As of now I am only collecting revenue from Spotify and through CD and album sales. Take a look at any of the sites listed above and listen to my music (  [obscured]  /serne) - it is in the electronica genre as well as instrumental. I have a good deal of artists that email me and say they love painting to my music. MOOG has given me a synth based on my reviews and tracks using their instruments. I am looking for a logo for SERNE that is dark and infuses a bit of black humor. I describe my music as: "Music re...
Category: Logos       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: $30 - $50   |  Posted: Jul 04, 2015  |  Ends: 28d, 11h  |   2 Proposals
Hello, I produce e-books that are generally based in the Christian Urban Romance genre. This means absolutely NO profanity, and Erotica allowed. Though these are clean it doesn't mean a list of bible verses or over the top piety. I simply want a well written, juicy romance (ie. A great story with intelligent, humorous dialogue). So if you are looking for a recurring job as a freelance writer you came to the right place! Here is what I need: A native English speaking writer. If you don't have a good grasp on western English sentence structure, or experience writing these type of romances please don't apply.You must also be familiar with urban slang and culture. Don't plagiarize. All books are run through plagscan and copyscape. They need to be 100 percent original. Who was the 23rd president of the United States? Please answer this question in the application. Timeliness - The faster you produce these (with quality) the more jobs you will get. This job will be recurring if you do ...
Category: Ghost Writing       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Jul 03, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 9h  |   11 Proposals
Hi, we're a startup and need some witty content to describe us and our founding team. I've summarized it in the "about us" page in the link below, which also contains the resume's of 6 of the 7 people. The about us page also describes what we do, our website, etc. Ideally, the content length for each person should be around the same so that it fits in well on our website. Please let me know if you have any questions.   [obscured]  /sh/nbqfx5n8tmbqd4j/AAAO3_mEBP2s6aw2W3AsNDTua?dl=0
Category: Web Content       

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|    India
Hourly Rate: $15 - $20 / hr   |  Duration: 1-3 months  |  Posted: Jul 03, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 5h  |   4 Proposals
ABOUT US: We, Verbaledu is run by the National Oral English Teaching & Research Bureau, and is the only agency authorized by the Chinese education system to place foreign English teachers. Our mission is to advance and sharpen the English communication skills of middle school students throughout China. We offer more choice of school locations than is available from any similar agency, ranging from remote villages to bustling urban centers which you've never expected before. The beauty and variety in China is beyond words. You will be immersed into the colorful lifestyles of local people, and joining them. This is clearly not just another job! QUALIFICATIONS: 1. Willing to stay for at least 3 months 2. No younger than 19 3. Native English speaker or near native speaker 4. Formal teaching qualifications are desirable, but not necessarily required 5. Although it adds to your experience, no pre-existing Chinese language skill is required 6. A spirit...
Category: Chinese <-> English...       
Skills: Research, English       

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Hourly Rate: $10 - $15 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jul 02, 2015  |  Ends: 11d, 13h  |   4 Proposals
I need someone to write a story about themselves growing to two miles tall. You will write a story in third person, from the perspective of your friend who witnesses this. Am looking for someone who knows the human body well, because this story involves lots of body description. Dark humor
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Jul 02, 2015  |  Ends: 11d, 9h  |   3 Proposals
We are looking for script writers to finalize scripts for animation 1. Preliminary research Material and scripts will be provided by our in-house writers 2. Script will be approximately 15 mins ready for the animation production team 3. Animation has 20 episodes 4. You will be expected to edit where necessary to keep humorous 5. Add facts to base research provided 6. Writing suitable for kids and adults alike
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    Nigeria
Fixed Price: $50 or less   |  Posted: Jul 02, 2015  |  Ends: 11d, 4h  |   19 Proposals
In search of a simple lettered logo with tiny custom touch. Seeking someone with a good sense of humor as this brand will be a bit parodic. If you have the right talent and style for the logo then future work will most likely be required for web design, marketing, ads, etc. Thanks everyone!
Category: Logos       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jul 01, 2015  |  Ends: 10d, 16h  |   9 Proposals
I have a website that I will soon be starting that centers around the idea of being a non conformist. Although I have written most of the content so far I'm looking for outside help to add fresh perspective. The 1st document below, Political Parties Debate, is a brief debate between a free thinker who is trying to get the point across that there are other options besides voting for a Democrat or a Republican, and the smart ass respondent(think Colbert) who thinks things are fine just the way they are. In this document I've given an example, the Libertarian Party response, and there are 4 other responses I would like filled in(just a brief sentence or two each). The 2nd document, Words of Wisdom, contains 7 wise quotes from famous people. I'm looking to add some humorous commentary to each quote(again, just a brief sentence or two). I've given examples for the first 2 and would like commentary for quotes 3-7. I may very well hire more than 1 person for this job just to get a var...
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: About $20   |  Posted: Jul 01, 2015  |  Ends: 10d, 9h  |   19 Proposals
Hi,, We are KimNGmedia and our domain involves offering web-based media contents to our audiences. We need to find motivational and inspirational quotes for our Instagram profile. It's a long term project and we want to have minimum 50 quotes/ 2 week, but you can submit as much as you want. Budget is 20$/50 quotes. Quotation can be from famous person or not, or you can craft it yourself. But it need to be positive, thoughts provoke, witty, lighthearted or humorous (not anything negative). It shouldn't be too long too. Target audience - Age group: 21 - 40 - Working audience in corporate and civil sectors (i.e. all collar workers) - Entrepreneur - Heartlanders We are looking at a long term relationship and will be able to provide ongoing work. We look forward to receiving your proposal. Thanks for considering. Document type: Web or Blog Content
Category: Web Content       

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|    Singapore
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 30, 2015  |  Ends: 1d, 22h  |   36 Proposals
We're looking for Arabic translators, who will be able to translate fun content for our page from English. In order to send proposal, you should also be able to speak and communicate in English and be able to translate existing English content on our page. Creation of own texts or articles might also be included, but at later stage of the project. This job will include: - localisation of content already within our page (in English) to Arabic - for example, quiz is in English already and we'd like to have the quiz in Arabic, - creation of fun tests and quizzes from scratch - you will create a number of questions with answers + results and short description, - creation of number of quizzes per week (to be decided with selected candidates, we're flexible here), Preferred experience and skills: - translation of text from English to Arabic, on professional level - creation of fun texts or humorous quizzes is a plus, but not essential - Arabic native speakers preferred with good Engl...
Category: Translation       

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|    Ireland
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 30, 2015  |  Ends: 1d, 22h  |   28 Proposals
We're looking for Russian translators, who will be able to translate fun content for our page from English. In order to send proposal, you should also be able to speak and communicate in English and be able to translate existing English content on our page. Creation of own texts or articles might also be included, but at later stage of the project. This job will include: - localisation of content already within our page (in English) to Russian - for example, quiz is in English already and we'd like to have the quiz in Russian, - creation of fun tests and quizzes from scratch - you will create a number of questions with answers + results and short description, - creation of number of quizzes per week (to be decided with selected candidates, we're flexible here), Preferred experience and skills: - translation of text from English to Russian, on professional level - creation of fun texts or humorous quizzes is a plus, but not essential - Russian native speakers preferred with good...
Category: Translation       
Skills: Translation English Russian, English       

r****879
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|    Ireland
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Jun 30, 2015  |  Ends: 9d, 22h  |   26 Proposals
I am a Business Owner who has several social media sites; Facebook Business, Linkedin, Tweeter, Yelp, Pinterest, etc. I need someone to maintain the sites with content on a regular basis. I want to try out a freelancer in this category on a trial which may turn into long term providing the work and price is acceptable. The person for this position should be resourceful in finding interesting and helpful content which will be Real Estate related, both local and national, important things in the news (no drama) and Humor. My current pages can be viewed to get a feel of my style.
Category: Social Network Management       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 30, 2015  |  Ends: 1d, 22h  |   10 Proposals
We're looking for Chinese translators, who will be able to translate fun content for our page from English. In order to send proposal, you should also be able to speak and communicate in English and be able to translate existing English content on our page. Creation of own texts or articles might also be included, but at later stage of the project. This job will include: - localisation of content already within our page (in English) to Chinese - for example, quiz is in English already and we'd like to have the quiz in Chinese, - creation of fun tests and quizzes from scratch - you will create a number of questions with answers + results and short description, - creation of number of quizzes per week (to be decided with selected candidates, we're flexible here), Preferred experience and skills: - translation of text from English to Chinese, on professional level - creation of fun texts or humorous quizzes is a plus, but not essential - Chinese native speakers preferred with good...
Category: Translation       
Skills: Translation English Chinese, English       

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|    Ireland
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 30, 2015  |  Ends: 1d, 22h  |   9 Proposals
We're looking for creative Indonesian copywriters, who will be able to create fun content for our page. In order to send proposal, you should also be able to speak and communicate in English and be able to translate existing English content on our page. You should have good sense of humour and ability to create questions and answers for selected topics of quizzes (i.e. fun or personality quizzes). Creation of own texts or articles might also be included, but at later stage of the project. This job will include: - localisation of content already within our page (in English) to Indonesian - for example, quiz is in English already and we'd like to have the quiz in Indonesian, - creation of fun tests and quizzes from scratch - you will create a number of questions with answers + results and short description, - creation of number of quizzes per week (to be decided with selected candidates, we're flexible here), Preferred experience and skills: - creation of fun texts or humorous qui...
Category: Translation       

r****879
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|    Ireland
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 30, 2015  |  Ends: 9d, 7h  |   19 Proposals
I need help writing and editing our soon to be launched website for my executive search firm. There will be a total of about 7-10 pages. Our company specializes in working with large law firms so an understanding of writing marketing content for high-level, a sophisticated audience is imperative. Keeping that in mind, I want the tone to reflect my personality, be easy to read, limited jargon and with a little bit of humor/wit thrown in to reflect that we don't take ourselves too seriously. I have an outline and rough draft for most of the pages that include: Home Page - need help with tag line About Us - overview of our company and services, history, etc Bio - For Clients - overview of how we help clients, who are our clients, more detail on services provided. Also include a brief statement regarding the competition for talent. Seach Process - Edit/rewrite our search process For Candidates - Managing Your Career - overview of working with us from the candidates perspective, tips ...
Category: Web Content       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Less than $10 / hr   |  Duration: 1-3 months  |  Posted: Jun 29, 2015  |  Ends: 19d, 14h  |   6 Proposals
JOIN THE GLIF TEAM! Glif is a startup focused on creating expressive messages using text, graphics, and video. It is aimed toward Millennials who are highly engaged in social communication. Glif is associated with Juniper Jones, a creative agency and production studio. We are strategy focused creators, designers, and innovators. THE POSITION This opportunity is for a driven self motivator who loves coding and social media. This position requires an entrepreneurial spirit and culturally-savvy individual to help create and maintain the service. This is an incredible opportunity to play a direct role in creating a transformative social service / app. You will be working directly with experienced players in the startup space. KEY RESPONSIBILITIES You will be in the Juniper Jones office working with our main coder on creating content for GLIF. These video clips and various social media creations will require working with Command-line Linux, PHP 5+, Apache, MySQL, AWS, RabbitMQ. The ...
Category: Other IT & Programming       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: About $660   |  Posted: Jun 29, 2015  |  Ends: 25d, 3h  |   2 Proposals
Here are the requirements: 1. Comedy for the 7 - 12 crowd. (balance with cornball/sophisticated gags and jokes for kids (dry humor they get the best)- think Spongebob, or Crash and bernstein). 2. Minecraft based (for now). 3. Written for third grade reading level. 4. 12K - 15K words per book. 5. Self-edited. 6. It will probaby be a 6 - 12 part series (one per month ideal) 7. Great idea to get young kids to read it. I pay my 9 year old to read my writing for this crowd, and give me his opinion. It has saved me from totally bombing (and getting things accurate) many times. 8. I try to add an indirect but useful life lesson for them in each book (kids really like that). 9. Written from a "first person" usually works best. Kids can get in the mind of the character. To get a good feel of what the kids are looking for, read and look at all of the reviews of the Diary of a Minecraft Zombie book on link below:   [obscured]  /Minecraft-Zombie-Unofficial-Handbook-Comics-ebook...
Category: Ghost Writing       

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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Jun 29, 2015  |  Ends: 8d, 2h  |   14 Proposals
Need to have a logo design for a black background web application. The name of the application is "PowerHouse Mountain" needs to be a simple logo with no more than 256 colors. The application is to be used for managing power features of a computer (performance vs. battery life). So the logo should resemble that somehow. Need the logo in a 640x480 resolution. A simple animation is also needed, so the logo can be used as a splash screen when the application is opened. IT can be an animated gif or series of PNG files. It should have a hint of humor or coolness factor in the animation. Please ask questions. An icon will also be created form the logo.
Category: Logos       
Skills: Graphic Design, Logo Design, 2D Animation       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Jun 28, 2015  |  Ends: 7d, 22h  |   26 Proposals
Hi my name is Marcus Monroe I am a Pastor,Teacher,Entertainer, Author and Speaker. who's passion is to teach people everywhere to stop living beneath their potential and start living a more purposed fulfilled life. we accomplish this goal by providing talks through live events, video and audio tools, ebooks and workshops. We also add sprinkles of humor in our talks that everyone finds quite entertaining. I am looking for someone to create a logo for my business that captures not only who I am but also my mantra of taking ordinary people and transforming them into extraordinary performers. I'd like this project done as soon as possible. My website is   [obscured]  
Category: Logos       

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