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Fixed Price: $50 or less   |  Posted: May 02, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 17h  |   6 Proposals
A funny, entertaining, thought-provoking story about living overseas - be my partner in crime in making this pretty good story into a rockstar of a best seller! I'm looking for someone to turn my 24K word e-book into an easy and powerful read though: - shortening/revising confusing sentences - catching every grammatical and spelling error - making the tense structures consistent - cutting out redundant wording so the story is more crisp - make the wording more alive/vivid - restructuring sentences if necessary to make the story flow better (give better 'timing' of humor and poignancy) I'm writing many ebooks, and hope to find an extremely detailed and talented editor I can work with for many future projects together on. Please submit a recent writing/editing sample so I can get a sense of your style. To be fair to all applicants, only those who submit a sample will be considered. Hope to work together!
Category: Editing & Proofreading       

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Fixed Price: $250 or less   |  Posted: May 01, 2015  |  Ends: 13d, 3h  |   8 Proposals
We are in need of an artist for a comic about a group of guys playing a game of Dungeons and Dragons. The comic will feature many fantasy images and creatures, but we are looking for a very cartoony, almost juvenile style of artwork. Look at the examples attached. There will be 20 pages to the comic with anywhere from 1-7 panels per page, with most pages having 4-5 panels. Though the examples do show full colored images, we would only be looking for the lineart to be completed. When applying, we would like to see sequentials, and a cartoon-like style as you see in the attached examples. The maximum budget for this is $250. If this is not acceptable to you, then please do not apply. This can be a great portfolio builder for you, and the pages produced will be published. Any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. Thanks. Good luck to all.
Category: Cartoons & Comics       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: May 01, 2015  |  Ends: 5d, 2h  |   11 Proposals
I am looking for someone to come up with creative inspirational/motivational/humorous sayings that catch the eye and then catch the heart This is for Tshirts etc yo go viral. I am able to target market an audience. If I am able to show them inspirational, touching, tear jerker, funny motivational sayings or quotes I can get them to go viral because the right audience will be looking at it. The market would have the ability to change to whatever your creative juices can create. Please respond if an interest. Thank you, Bowpounder
Category: Creative Writing       
Skills: Creative Writing       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: May 01, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 23h  |   20 Proposals
We need a graphic designer with experience in t-shirt design. Products will be humorous t-shirts aimed at oil and natural gas drillers. Text and illlustration. We will provide text and suggest an art direction. Experience with Teespring preferred.
Category: Graphic Design       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: May 01, 2015  |  Ends: 16h, 34m  |   23 Proposals
This job is for two animated characters (2D) that will be used in a children's education app for iOS and Android. The two characters are: 1) A monkey - the hero! Cute, colorful, friendly. 2) A crocodile - hungry, slightly menacing, but not too scary for young children. Scary in kind of a humorous way. Walks on his HIND legs in an somewhat upright position that almost makes him seem a bit human (see the attached image that I am currently using as a placeholder for an idea of what I'm talking about). The deliverables for this job will consist of the original Adobe Flash files for the project. I need to be able to export individual animation frames at any resolution I require, so they need to be vector images. Here are the various character actions I need to have animated. (some of them are actually static images) Monkey 1) Running Monkey runs horizontally across the bottom of the screen, usually trying to escape from the crocodile. 2) Hanging on vine (static image, not animated) I wi...
Category: Animation       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: May 01, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 8h  |   13 Proposals
Hello, I have adjusted my needs and I have attached a list of about 52 Article headline ideas. I tried to give a wide variety of ideas from the point of view that visitors will find it basic without going over their heads - but not talking down to then either. And I find when I talk to people about fitness and exercise is they really hate those magazine bodies on TV and Internet bodies and programs --- It turns them off and causes them to forget about fitness goals. Most just want to get a little toned in their upper/lower areas and get some good heart exercises. I lost 39 lbs [and going] doing [IIT]Intense Interval Training - 3 or 4 days a week. STYLE * Writing should use short paragraphs * Use of tip/list or bullet points, or little check marks instead of dots * Conversational as you were talking to a friend, co-worker, or even family member. If it is your forte, use of humor works for me ** Use Resource & Sources notations are important - if applicable: Here is one ...
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: May 01, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 5h  |   3 Proposals
We are currently looking to produce a 15 second television ad in the near future. We are a garden and pet supplies store but we have decided to focus on the pet retail market for this particular campaign. We obviously would like something different, perhaps humorous to help us build our customer base. At the moment we are concentrating on television but are interested in generating web based marketing, email marketing, as well as Youtube videos and Facebook content marketing as well. The potential for engaging, funny content involving pets and animals is immense, and we would like to be able to use your creativity to really stand out from our competitors. Let me know what you've got!
Category: Ad Campaigns       

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|    Australia
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 30, 2015  |  Ends: 12d, 2h  |   6 Proposals
For our upcoming project, we are seeking an experienced writer/s to provide interviews and thoughtful commentary on a wide range of tattoo related topics. You must be proudly tattooed, enjoy body art, have a passion for the life style and posses a great sense of humor. If you feel you qualify please get in touch and include your resume and relevant work/experience.
Category: Creative Writing       

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|    Philippines
Hourly Rate: $15 - $20 / hr   |  Duration: 1-3 months  |  Posted: Apr 30, 2015  |  Ends: 11d, 14h  |   1 Proposal
ABOUT US: We, Verbaledu is run by the National Oral English Teaching & Research Bureau, and is the only agency authorized by the Chinese education system to place foreign English teachers. Our mission is to advance and sharpen the English communication skills of middle school students throughout China. We offer more choice of school locations than is available from any similar agency, ranging from remote villages to bustling urban centers which you've never expected before. The beauty and variety in China is beyond words. You will be immersed into the colorful lifestyles of local people, and joining them. This is clearly not just another job! QUALIFICATIONS: 1. Willing to stay for at least 3 months 2. No younger than 19 3. Native English speaker or near native speaker 4. Formal teaching qualifications are desirable, but not necessarily required 5. Although it adds to your experience, no pre-existing Chinese language skill is required 6. A spirit of adventures and a sense of...
Category: Content Management       

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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 29, 2015  |  Ends: 3d, 1h  |   3 Proposals
I need a mission statement for a art show tomorrow. length is about one good paragraph or so. please is there a format to follow? lastly, my site has text I have written. I have lots of writing projects from time to time, so this could be an ongoing relationship This is my site and the writing on it needs cleaned up and sounding a little better. the Bio, I have a revised version so do not include that in your bid, but do read it so you have an idea of me. and when you contact me, comment on something in my bio and from any other page so I know you read it. I will not be awarding this to someone who hasnt read my site, and dont know how much rewriting is even needed, if any pages or all need it, and which ones?   [obscured]   I would like someone with insightful and humorous thoughts, as i generate tshirts too, so if it works out i'd look for some cool stuff to put on shirts next time.
Category: Other - Writing Services       
Skills: Business Writing, Content Writing, English       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: 3-4 weeks  |  Posted: Apr 29, 2015  |  Ends: 10d, 23h  |   5 Proposals
We're a young, fun education consulting company looking for a graphic designer to work on a new a logo design as well as a landing page design for an educational webseries aimed at teenagers. We currently have strong company branding in place and are looking for someone to riff on our current look for this offshoot project. We are also hoping to form a nice working relationship with someone who will be interested in taking on future projects and helping to fill our ongoing design needs. Candidate should have a strong sense of design and the ability to emulate a given style while adding his/her own ideas to the mix. A love of pop culture and a quirky sense of humor will make this more fun for all of us! Also a love of cats, cat videos, dinosaurs and french fries -- in no particular order -- will likely come in handy. Compensation is commensurate with experience. REQUIREMENTS Extensive graphic design and logo design experience. Impeccable technical skills, (Please know how to format an...
Category: Graphic Design       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 29, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 21h  |   3 Proposals
Looking for top fiction ghostwriters for short romance erotica stories. Native English speakers preferred, excellent spelling, grammar and punctuation. The writer will focus on creating an engaging not predictable story, with interesting characters and a story that will be highly sensual in nature. Details: - I can pay maximum $1 per 100 words. - I need story between 1000 to 2000 words. For each book I need 100 - 200 words blurb/synopsis, teasing the reader. - You need to create 100% original plot. If you do a good work, you will be hired for additional short stories (ongoing business relationship and future projects). Delivery time for 1 story is 3 days (faster the better), - No payment for plagiarism, the work will be checked for plagiarism, - Suggest a title, subtitle. Points to consider when writing: You will need to be able to write vividly and emotionally for adult readers. Thus, each story will be written in either third person from the limited perspective of the female characte...
Category: E-books and Blogs       
Skills: Book Writing, Short Story Writing       

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|    Latvia
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Apr 29, 2015  |  Ends: 10d, 16h  |   6 Proposals
Ebook creation and editing of ebooks My project will be teaching about a certain real estate investing niche with the pros and cons of that niche. it will have a lot of my two cents, which is sometimes harsh in your face and humors and sarcastic at times. ebook size will probably not be no more than 5000 words I can supply content but it would be helpful if writer either is good at coming up with content or has experience with content. English must be first language I do not want someone that wants to turn my work in to a college exam paper with proper lingo and grammar. Work needs to have the personal touch and sound like a conversation. please provide a couple samples of previous work. Thanks
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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Fixed Price: $100 - $800   |  Posted: Apr 29, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 9h  |   19 Proposals
We are a small company of just two people. We are software and web developers who work as freelancers. Our new website   [obscured]   has the following structure: WHY? the start page, where we describe "the Why", the reasons why technology is great, why our company exists, why someone would need a software developer. WHAT? still high-level, this page describes what we do, in a non-technical way. We will add examples of our work and showcases here. WHO? a short biography of (at the moment only one of) us. HOW? here, the technical details come into play. etc. **** YOUR TASK **** We think the first two pages (Why and What) could be written in a better, more eloquent, more inspired, maybe more humorous way. Ideally, even those who are not very technology-affiliated should have a positive impression of the first page. Your job is to provide ideas and suggestions for the Why and the What pages. How can the existing phrases be improved? Are there other phrases that would fit h...
Category: Sales Writing       

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|    Switzerland
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 28, 2015  |  Ends: 9d, 20h  |   15 Proposals
- Great sense of humor - Ability to be funny AND concise - Excellent writing, grammar, spelling and formatting - Expertise in web copy, SEO, and online (email) marketing a plus - An exceptional portfolio that demonstrates an ability to create compelling copy for a wide variety of brands, audiences and industries - A complete Elance profile - References or an established reputation on Elance preferred Job Description: Copywriter to create high-quality content for our funny t-shirts. Audience: Oil and Natural Gas Industry, Oil and Natural Gas Drillers Your responsibilities: - Write creative copy including headlines, tag lines - Create 10 complete concepts (not responsible for art, but must suggest an art concept) - Simple, topical designs are best - It is suggested that the freelancer research oil and gas news to provide topical, industry specific humor PLEASE review attached samples for direction
Category: Copywriting       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: About $100   |  Posted: Apr 28, 2015  |  Ends: 9d, 19h  |   7 Proposals
We're looking for a writer based in Ontario, Canada to write 4 articles of about 700 words each about travel for a general American audience. The topics are: 11 famous burial/grave sites 15 most hilariously named towns in the world 9 best places to vacation in the summertime 17 beloved tourist attractions that are lame in real life We're looking for a Buzzfeed-type style: short paragraphs, relatable humor, nothing too verbose. We're offering $25 per article and are hoping for a 4 business day turnaround after acceptance of terms. Feel free to contact us with any questions.
Category: Article Writing       
Skills: Travel Writing, Article Writing, Blogging       
Preferred Location: Canada

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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 28, 2015  |  Ends: 9d, 18h  |   8 Proposals
I am looking for a strong writer with a grasp on the beauty and fashion industries to write about the latest trends, celebrity style, etc. I'm looking for 2-3 articles per week on an on-going basis. I need someone who has an understanding of the beauty and fashion industry that can brainstorm topics and ideas for approval, and then write a solid SEO article with accompanying photos (Royalty free) for a beauty and style blog. You must have a sense of humor and a sort of edge to write these articles - they cannot be stuffy and boring! Job Description: Your responsibilities: - Create high-quality content that matches our intended voice and style - Publish written articles on a variety of content websites, content management systems or media outlets - Contribute ideas on improving existing messaging and content Your qualifications: - Fluent English including excellent writing, grammar, spelling and formatting Please quote me your rate per article for: - Min 500 word count - At least 2...
Category: Article Writing       

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|    Singapore
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Apr 28, 2015  |  Ends: 9d, 15h  |   16 Proposals
Hi there, Looking for someone to write/help me create a simple nutrition guide with tips and easy, healthy, recipes for 5 days. Looking for someone who has a humorous voice, attractive to young readers, yet still sounds professional and knowledgable. Would also love for someone to have some fitness knowledge so we could include a few fitness tips as well. I want to create something bright, vibrant, and simple. I have attached a similar guide which I love the look for and would like something similar, but maybe not as long. I need this done by the end of the week if possible, but willing to be flexible! Thanks!!
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 28, 2015  |  Ends: 9d, 5h  |   7 Proposals
We are looking for someone that is imaginative, broadminded, in tune with a demographic audience of between 14 and 45 and able to portray our brand in eye catching and humorous but not overly offensive images on a variety of clothing and merchandise. More details will be provided with those short listed. Job Description: We are looking for a talented Graphic Designer who will be responsible for creating compelling and innovative visual design solutions. Here's what you need to know. Your responsibilities: - Understand business and user requirements - Translate requirements into highly engaging and compelling design concepts - Effectively conceptualize, design and create high-quality visuals in a variety of formats Your qualifications: - Strong grasp of visual design principles, information design, typography, color, imagery and iconography - Compelling portfolio that demonstrates elegant and innovative visual design - A complete Elance profile - References or an established re...
Category: Graphic Design       

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|    Australia
Hourly Rate: $10 - $15 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Apr 27, 2015  |  Ends: 9d, 4h  |   10 Proposals
If you are creative with words and can put across the message in rather interesting eye catching way, we want to talk to you. We are a start-up and are closing the release date of the product. We have laid a roadmap for the marketing and want to give it a boost with some quirky advertisements and thus aim to brand ourselves in the niche area we want to play in. Points to note so you know what you are expressing interest for: - Start-up, hence very goal oriented and number focused (traffic metrics & no of downloads). - Cash strapped, but will make fair compensation for work done. - Will be very collaborative as far as work is concerned. Will discuss every details of the marketing plan and how the brand wants to be perceived. - Main medium of communication will be English - As a freelancer, we will respect your skills and expect to work as a team, but will not influence any of your creativity. You can call yourself our creative marketing director - Aim to develop following -...
Category: Copywriting       

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Hourly Rate: $10 - $15 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Apr 27, 2015  |  Ends: 24d, 4h  |   10 Proposals
If you are creative with words and can put across the message in rather interesting eye catching way, we want to talk to you. We are a start-up and are closing the release date of the product. We have laid a roadmap for the marketing and want to give it a boost with some quirky advertisements and thus aim to brand ourselves in the niche area we want to play in. Points to note so you know what you are expressing interest for: - Start-up, hence very goal oriented and number focused (traffic metrics & no of downloads). - Cash strapped, but will make fair compensation for work done. - Will be very collaborative as far as work is concerned. Will discuss every details of the marketing plan and how the brand wants to be perceived. - Main medium of communication will be English - As a freelancer, we will respect your skills and expect to work as a team, but will not influence any of your creativity. You can call yourself our creative marketing director - Aim to develop following ...
Category: Copywriting       

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|    Australia
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Apr 27, 2015  |  Ends: 8d, 18h  |   8 Proposals
We are looking for an experienced writer that can work on our middle school age series of books. These are graphic novels, but contain approximately 10-12k of text including witty dialogue. Writers should be able to create prose and dialogue suitable for age 8-13. We will supplement the stories with images. We will share the a few books and stories from the series so you can understand the backstory and existing writing style. These books are similar in nature to Diary of a Wimpy kid. Some toilet humor (suitable for 8-12 year olds) should be included. Selected writer can take the story line and expand it. Should be able to write in first person POV as told by a 10 year old. Previous examples writing in this genre are required. Only native and fluent English speakers need apply. This is per book, fixed price project. Include the phrase funny times in your response.
Category: Children's Writing       

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Hourly Rate: Less than $10 / hr   |  Duration: 1-3 months  |  Posted: Apr 27, 2015  |  Ends: 19d, 10h  |   10 Proposals
Looking for fun design for characters and the "style guide" for an animation that targeted towards college students and fans of adult/potty jokes and humor in an animation. Looking for cool style like a southpark, family guy or simpsons. Something not too detailed, but unique and recognizable. Process: 1 character at a time - anticipate 3 hours per character 1. I have detailed character descriptions and sample character designs 2. You would send me 3 samples per character 3. I would pick final and you would send me files/file formats to be used for animation/product. Once character design finalized want to do animation Requirements - NDA - Work for hire agreement
Category: Animation       
Skills: Animation, 2D Animation, Character Design       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 26, 2015  |  Ends: 7d, 22h  |   12 Proposals
Edit: I mentioned estimated number of props is 6 pieces I meant 60. Greetings everyone, We are seeking a very talented individuals or companies to assist us with creating the following for a new project: 1- The app involves utilizing a library of props/ graphical artifacts to add a humors kick to photos (think photobooth props? ) something along those lines:   [obscured]  /48xELl Estimation for the number of props needed 60 pieces, each one is a small simple photo booth type artifacts Please have reasonably similar experience High quality, Modern, clean, humorous design approach Fast turn around and good communication IF NEEDED be willing to provide different versions or revisions, we will ensure design alignment by defining a first small set milestone and apply style to the rest. Ideally we would like a long term working relationship to continue to add artifacts to the game and work with us on different projects. Please include quote and mention (FunBooth) so I know you r...
Category: Cartoons & Comics       
Preferred Location: North America, Western Europe, Eastern Europe, Central & South America

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Apr 26, 2015  |  Ends: 7d, 20h  |   7 Proposals
Dear all, I'm looking for feature writers for a new online blog about these topics: culture, lifestyle, home design, society. - For the sassy and smart young, professional women. Global audience but mostly from Europe and North America. - Offbeat and clever writing as we don't want to build the regular fashion blog only about trends and celebs. You need to use some kind of humor while giving the right information to readers because we want to challenge them and make them look at things in a different way. See what Stylist Magazine is doing. - A great understanding of english grammar, vocubulary and idioms. You now how to play with words. - The importance of the headline and tagline: punchy and clever We'll provide you the topic idea/tags/pictures/information and you will: - write the right headline - come with 1-2 sentences as subtitle. - write the story: most of our posts will be max 500-600 words as we prefer to publish regular, short and visual...
Category: Article Writing       

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