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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Feb 19, 2015  |  Ends: 5d, 8h  |   2 Proposals
I'm looking for a quality ghostwriter that can write FICTION e-books. NO erotica! Important points for the book requirements: # To be very high quality with a lot of VALUE! # It really needs to talk to the audience. Something that they can relate to. They need to identify with the characters. # Something that people can relate to, laugh, smile and appreciate. # I want to talk in a conversational tone, free flowing (not a robotic tone). # CAPTIVATE THE AUDIENCE, stimulate thoughts in the mind of the readers. # The book will be related to personal-development, self-esteem, comedy, humor, satire. More details will be given to qualified writers. Qualifications: - You must have good grammar and spelling as well! - You must be able to effectively come up with a unique, 100% original book. - All material must be original content and written in your own words. PLAGIARISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! - Create your own special content and research the niche or topic that I give you in order ...
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Feb 19, 2015  |  Ends: 5d, 8h  |   2 Proposals
I'm looking for a quality ghostwriter that can write FICTION e-books. NO erotica! Important points for the book requirements: # To be very high quality with a lot of VALUE! # It really needs to talk to the audience. Something that they can relate to. They need to identify with the characters. # Something that people can relate to, laugh, smile and appreciate. # I want to talk in a conversational tone, free flowing (not a robotic tone). # CAPTIVATE THE AUDIENCE, stimulate thoughts in the mind of the readers. # The book will be related to personal-development, self-esteem, comedy, humor, satire. More details will be given to qualified writers. Qualifications: - You must have good grammar and spelling as well! - You must be able to effectively come up with a unique, 100% original book. - All material must be original content and written in your own words. PLAGIARISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! - Create your own special content and research the niche or topic that I give you in order ...
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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Hourly Rate: More than $50 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Feb 19, 2015  |  Ends: 5d, 8h  |   9 Proposals
I've written a blog post that I need help editing - it's 900 words as it currently stands. I need someone with a good editorial eye, sense of humor (pop culture especially) and understanding of technology somewhat. If you fit this description let me know!!
Category: Ghost Writing       

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Fixed Price: $500 - $1,000   |  Posted: Feb 19, 2015  |  Ends: 5d, 3h  |   25 Proposals
Sup, trying to build a clever app. (clever is broadly, but not not intelligently, defined.) I need someone with a decent understanding of stats and a good sense of humor. This willl not be a world changing app, but, I think people will like it. It's a dumbass project, but I'll pay non-dumbass dollars. If that works for you, hit me up.
Category: Mobile Applications       

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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Feb 19, 2015  |  Ends: 5d, 0h  |   6 Proposals
Hi all, I'm looking for someone to assist me with editing a book that I wrote on marketing. It runs to 90,000 words. It was initially targeted at Opticians/optometrists, so reference is made to that particular business throughout. However, marketing varies little among businesses: what works for an optometrist will work equally well for almost any other business, both online and on Main Street. So I want to produce, using chapters from the book, a shorter publication, one that will target specific business types, such as hairdressers, car repair shops, clothing stores, gift shop, and online traders too. The initial book will run to a prologue, (already written) followed by just seven chapters, each one a specific marketing strategy. The entire book will probably be about 10,000 words. So here's the job: I want somebody who can do TWO specific tasks. The first will be to extract relevant passages from my existing book and tailor them to suit a target business. (Let's start with...
Category: Creative Writing       

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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Feb 19, 2015  |  Ends: 4d, 21h  |   1 Proposal
I'm looking for a quality ghostwriter that can write FICTION e-books. NO erotica! Important points for the book requirements: # To be very high quality with a lot of VALUE! # It really needs to talk to the audience. Something that they can relate to. They need to identify with the characters. # Something that people can relate to, laugh, smile and appreciate. # I want to talk in a conversational tone, free flowing (not a robotic tone). # CAPTIVATE THE AUDIENCE, stimulate thoughts in the mind of the readers. # The book will be related to self-development, self-image, confidence, self-esteem, comedy, humor, satire, self-help. More details will be given to qualified writers. Qualifications: - You must have good grammar and spelling as well! - You must be able to effectively come up with a unique, 100% original book. - All material must be original content and written in your own words. PLAGIARISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! - Create your own special content and research the niche or ...
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Feb 18, 2015  |  Ends: 4d, 16h  |   30 Proposals
I need you to create a short animation of this (see attached image) cat. It is a short humor piece involving a cat on a fence and a dog. You can see the animation outline below as well as the animatic with an audio scratch track. By the way the cat's name is Glimmer. Animatic (Timing & Audio Reference):   [obscured]  /119717071 Glimmer walks along a fence top. A dog begins barking and jumping up at her from off screen (below) and scares her. We only see the head of the dog as it pops up periodically at the bottom edge of the screen. Glimmer kicks (with her back foot) a loose fence board and it hinges. We hear it hit the dog. Glimmer sticks her nose in the air, eyes closed and acts arrogantly as she prances on. Glimmer falls off the end corner of the fence (likely where we would switch to a wider 3/4 view so the audience can see that she did NOT fall into the yard with the dog). She has evidently reached the corner of the fence. I would like th...
Category: Animation       

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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: 1-2 weeks  |  Posted: Feb 18, 2015  |  Ends: 4d, 8h  |   16 Proposals
I'm looking for an experienced writer to write four blog posts in first person. The writer will be required to research the subject and write without plagiarism and spelling mistakes. Each article will be around 1000 words, will be clear and be written with some humor. The articles are going to be about SEO and will be targeted at authors and writers. If you available for hire, can you send you cost for the full project?
Category: Article Writing       
Skills: Article Writing, Content Writing, Blogs       

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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: 1-2 weeks  |  Posted: Feb 18, 2015  |  Ends: 4d, 7h  |   20 Proposals
I'm looking for an experienced writer to write four blog posts in first person. The writer will be required to research the subject and write without plagiarism and spelling mistakes. Each article will be around 1000 words, will be clear and be written with some humor. The articles are going to be about SEO and will be targeted at authors and writers. If you available for hire, can you send you cost for the full project?
Category: Article Writing       

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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Feb 18, 2015  |  Ends: 3d, 17h  |   15 Proposals
Editing my science fiction book for grammatical errors, word selection, diction help, editing and formatting. It's a story about a military scientist in 2070 who comes into contact with an alien being as the United States is on the brink of war. A lot of what I'm trying to do is make the piece reflective of events that have happened in recent years. I guess in that sense it's kind of satirical but without the humor aspects, more or less.
Category: Creative Writing       

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Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Feb 17, 2015  |  Ends: 3d, 15h  |   23 Proposals
I have a 15-20 slides Keynote presentation that contains mostly text. I need someone to beutify it, adding images according to the text, putting the text in the correct color, size, alignment, etc. The job is quite simple, and I'd like it to get it done in around a day. The main intention is to put the presentation in a "pro" state, as it is very important for the consequences it has. A touch of humor in the presentation is also needed.
Category: Presentations       

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Hourly Rate: $20 - $30 / hr   |  Duration: 1-2 weeks  |  Posted: Feb 17, 2015  |  Ends: 3d, 12h  |   14 Proposals
Hi there! I'm putting together a website for professional photographers. I'm interested in web content that will motivate people to share photos, join the community and visit the site weekly. It will have the following content: * fun lifestyle interviews/chats with photographers. This will be humorous and will focus on each photographer's lifestyle (ie what is your favorite pair of pajamas for working - pulling all-nighters, coffee choices, etc.) * featuring interesting and noteworthy photo projects. These projects would be outside of what the photographer normally "does for a living." For instance, quite a few wedding photographers have personal projects photographing other aspects of their lives (such as one guy photographs a three-month hiking expedition in the mountains... another photographer took pictures of his friends as they adopted a child from India... another wedding photographer I know does birth photography on the side, for free) * reviews & product reco...
Category: Web Content       

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Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Feb 17, 2015  |  Ends: 3d, 12h  |   9 Proposals
This speech is to be given at the graduation ceremony of physician assistant students. It needs to be about 15 minutes long. Needs to be witty, interesting and inspirational. I will provide the basic content and a rough draft of the speech.
Category: Speeches       

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Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Feb 17, 2015  |  Ends: 3d, 9h  |   14 Proposals
I am looking for a talented writer to produce a book based on a historical figure. Digging in and finding little-known and/or rarely heard of facts about this figure is detrimental (e.g., Everybody knows Thomas Jefferson was the third President and writer of the Declaration of Independence; but he was also a crack sniper in the Virginia Militia and helped in securing a very important battle, etcetera). Expanding and delving into these relatively unknown facts are what can set this book apart from the rest. Writer must be sharp, to-the-point and have a witty sense of humor that can appeal to the most knowledgeable historian or the averaged blue-collar man. Job Description: Your responsibilities: - Create high-quality content that matches our intended voice and style - Initial goal is to create one non-fiction book, not to exceed 10,000 words - Write an interesting biography on a historical figure that's smart, fun and a quick read Your qualifications: - Fluent English including e...
Category: Ghost Writing       

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Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Feb 16, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 16h  |   9 Proposals
I have lots of material that I use for Key note speaking. I now want this to be converted, so I can use the content for a one woman show. It should have the same message, be very motivational, teaching and I would like to give it some humor. In addition that it could also appeal to a male audience not just female audience. It must be all together about 60 minutes long. I am going to make use of a voice over for perhaps the male voice to make it more interesting. I will do a Powerpoint to create the visuals and sound effects for the piece.
Category: Other - Writing Services       

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Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Feb 16, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 15h  |   41 Proposals
These articles about anything related to STDs need to be well researched and carry lots of great references and at least 2-3 images. The goal is to have them at 750-1000 words each. The subject matter will be posted on a site about getting tested for STDs. As long as the subject matter is compelling and interesting to a wide variety of readers it will be helpful. Please make sure the content is unique as we can't have anything duplicate of it out there on the web. The idea is to stir up some interest, so don't be shy about kind of racy subject matter. We are testing for STDs after all. We aren't looking to scare people... well actually... yes we are! It's a scary subject that is uncomfortable for many people to talk about. We want to bring this scary subject to life with a combination of facts, social science, humor and whatever else makes it easy to read about. Good luck!
Category: Article Writing       

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Fixed Price: $50 or less   |  Posted: Feb 16, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 14h  |   16 Proposals
Hello, I run a personal finance blog based around personal finance, budgeting, credit repair etc. So if you are looking for a recurring job as a freelance writer you came to the right place! Here is what I need: A native english speaking writer. If you don't have a good grasp on western english sentence structure please don't apply. Someone who understands personal finance, credit repair and budgeting and understands the mindset of the person they will be writing for. I don't want someone who is just a good researcher and can create financial posts. You must have a fun or distinct sense of humor when you write. I WILL want to see examples of financial writing you have done in the past or other blogs you have written for. Don't plagiarize. All posts are run through plagscan and copyscape. They need to be 100 percent original. Who was the 23rd president of the United States? Please answer this question in the first paragraph of your application. I'm looking to hire 2-3 writers ...
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: 1-2 weeks  |  Posted: Feb 16, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 9h  |   6 Proposals
A humorous and informative brief eBook guide to training backyard chickens with illustrations. The format would be along the lines of the common (ubiquitous?) training books for dogs. I envision a page for aggression, a page for leash-training, a page for fetching things, etc. My plan is to start with this guide to chicken-training and then offer eBooks for other poultry and other pets that are typically not trained.
Category: E-books and Blogs       

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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Feb 16, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 9h  |   7 Proposals
PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL QUESTIONS BELOW. APPLICATIONS THAT IGNORE THE QUESTIONS BELOW WILL BE IGNORED We're a SAAS based CRM company -   [obscured]   looking to produce screencasts for our customers. These videos should be short (around 30 seconds) and focused on specific parts of our application. We're trying to learn to do this ourselves (in house) so the ideal situation would be that you could help coach and train us to produce these screencasts. We're not exactly sure what the process will be but we're very open to working with you on this. This would be more of a partnership and less of a strict job, so you need to be comfortable working with us. We've considered using Camtasia or Final Cut Pro and would love to have someone's professional help to produce, finalize and polish these videos. Requirements Expertise with Camtasia / Final Cut Pro or other video editing software Experience with script writing and story boarding Experience producing screencasts for software Abil...
Category: Videos       

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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Feb 16, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 3h  |   22 Proposals
Wanting Buzzfeed style list articles to be written for my website. High volume. Articles will be formatted in multi-page galleries. 10+ images to be sourced by you. You can take articles from other websites, it just can't be copied/pasted. You must also credit the website where you found it. What you'll need to do; Source images Write title for article. Images must be 670px wide. Images must cite the source. Articles must be family friendly. So nothing too graphic. Although crude humor is fine, anything with nudity, violence etc, is not. Topics ; Interesting/Entertaining/Informative posts that come under most topics are fine. They must look engaging when posted on social media ( Catchy title and feature image ) For more information, feel free to contact. Thanks
Category: Article Writing       

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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: 4-6 months  |  Posted: Feb 16, 2015  |  Ends: 2d, 3h  |   9 Proposals
Looking for a medium to long term creative, blog writer with a unique personality to produce content on the topics of web design, marketing, and likely Miami if you are familiar at all with our location. SEO knowledge a plus, but not required. Our blog language is in English, but we may have Spanish articles as well in the near future. Possibly content for clients as well. Would like to hire you as an official member of our team and include a photo of you on our staff page and have an "About the Author" section below each article. We would like to have a real ongoing business relationship instead of just a one-off package of stiff articles. We can discuss frequency of articles as that will depend on the success of our business, your rate, efficiency, etc. Job description: We are a company in Miami, USA that provides web design and other creative/marketing services. Yeah, one of those again. * We are looking for someone to continually write blogs, possibly long-term. **...
Category: Article Writing       
Preferred Location: North America, Central & South America

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Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Feb 16, 2015  |  Ends: 1d, 21h  |   20 Proposals
Looking for something completely different and potentially a lot of fun? This could the assignment for you! A few prerequisites for all candidates: - you must be a native English speaker. - you must be willing to write explicitly about relations with intelligent monsters (in this case, Bigfoot), sometimes - you must have a sense of humour. The assignment: - 3 stories (a short trilogy), 5-6,000 words each. - A rough plot/outline will be provided, and this must be adhered to (for the most part). N.B - This a ghostwriting position. We will retain all rights to publish, distribute, sell and generally use the stories in perpetuity in any media including digital, electronic and print. Furthermore, these works will be published under a pen name, copyrighted by our company and cannot be distributed or used by you in the future. Also, we retain the right to edit or change the work in any way we see fit.
Category: Creative Writing       

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Hourly Rate: Less than $10 / hr   |  Duration: 1-3 months  |  Posted: Feb 15, 2015  |  Ends: 1d, 15h  |   12 Proposals
Hello, I'm the owner of a Real Estate Investment firm, and am looking for administrative help, primarily in printing, labeling, and sending mailers (about 1,000/mo), and after this task, perhaps some data organization and research on properties, and perhaps some help making calls on property owners. Properties are mostly in CA, with some in KY, OH, AZ, NV, and IN. Strong English skills required, strong task orientation and efficient work ethic required. If you have a good sense of humor, we'll have fun with these projects too! I'm looking to do repeat hiring on a per job basis (mailers to be done bi-weekly), but buying a set # of hours a month could work, so long as the mailer/data/ call quantity produced is appropriate for the hourly pay.
Category: Virtual Assistant       

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Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Feb 15, 2015  |  Ends: 1d, 15h  |   5 Proposals
New independent insurance agency is seeking a strategic email marketing partner to design and write the content for an OPTIMIZED email marketing campaign that includes landing pages, autoresponder emails, etc. using our MailChimp account. The goals of the campaign are: 1. Introduce new agency & insurance solutions. 2. Inform and educate about a specific insurance topic that piques their interest and touches on a pain point, but more importantly builds my CREDIBILITY. 3. Incite readers to call our agency to get a quote for their business and personal needs because they trust us and believe we are the best. 4. Create new email users and subscribers by having them download the email as a PDF, send to friends, etc. May even need to embed the email campaign inside blog posts to increase website activity. Just a thought! Additionally, we need to be able to measure each email's effectiveness: open rates, click rates, conversion rates, new subscribers, etc. Note, it would be...
Category: Email Marketing       
Preferred Location: United States

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