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Fixed Price: $20 - $70   |  Posted: Jun 30, 2014  |  Ends: 18d, 9h  |   5 Proposals
I am looking for a creative speech writer to write a 5 to 7 minutes humorous speech. the speech must be decent with proper language targeting a multi-national audience with different age groups. the speech must fulfil the following criteria: 1) organized with smooth transitioning from ideas and paragraphs. 2) excellent grammar 3) generate contentious laughter. 4) punch lines must be well developed and powerful. 5) the speech topic must be relevant to daily life of majority of people 6) the speech is developed entirely around one story, with central theme. this is not a stand up comedy show, it is a well thought, and well organized speech with a general purpose to create laughter and a specific purpose depends on the topic. here are some examples of humorous speech   [obscured]  /C7-zUrbW3g0   [obscured]  /9k92IGhnLig okay freelancer who has the required sense of humour to write that speech?
Category: Speeches       

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|    Saudi Arabia
Fixed Price: $100 or less   |  Posted: Jun 30, 2014  |  Ends: 3d, 7h  |   9 Proposals
Hi I need a talented and experienced script writer who sees the world in unique and interesting ways and also knows a little about branding, marketing, and humor. This is a project I am working on with a client to create 5 30 second 2d cartoon style videos and I need another mind to help create ideas and obviously useable scripts. Please include the phrase "graphic understood" in your bid so I know you have read and understood the job.
Category: Sales Writing       
Skills: Sales Writing, Script Writing, Copywriting, humor       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Jun 30, 2014  |  Ends: 2d, 20h  |   17 Proposals
Hi There Knowledge of Volusion is a plus. I want a simple HTML 404 page for my Volusion store (Womensuits.com). It should have the same header and footer as my regular pages(template). It should also have helpful links to navigate my site and a humorous yet classy picture and message. Here is an example   [obscured]  /404?utm_source=CMblog&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=funny404pages Here is the link from Volusion on how to install the 404 page   [obscured]  /article/creating-custom-404-error-pages It then need you to FTP it into my site, Pretty simple Thanks Dave
Category: Website Design       
Skills: HTML, Volusion       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Jun 29, 2014  |  Ends: 2d, 9h  |   22 Proposals
(1:Getting Pregnant Preparing for Pregnancy) (2:Nutrition and Fitness) (3:First Trimester) (4:Second Trimester) (5:Third Trimester) (6:The Baby is almost here!) (7:What they don't tell you) I have all the topics that I want to cover within each of the Seven sections. I would like a writer that can add some humor and also incorporate tips throughout the book in a creative way. I want to make sure that this gives women a complete guide on pregnancy so the book may need more words.
Category: Ghost Writing       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 29, 2014  |  Ends: 2d, 7h  |   21 Proposals
Hi there! I am looking for 3 writers, preferably with English as their first-language. If youre creative, a word wizard with excellent grammar and punctuation then this is the job for you. The starting rate will be $1 per 100 words. Length and niche will be disclosed to shortlisted candidates only. All you need to be is creative, crafty researcher and willing to learn. A little sense of humor is a great plus as I want my readers to enjoy what you're writing. your previous samples will be highly appreciated
Category: Article Writing       
Skills: Article Writing, Content Writing, Blogs       

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|    Pakistan
Hourly Rate: Less than $10 / hr   |  Duration: 4-6 months  |  Posted: Jun 29, 2014  |  Ends: 2d, 4h  |   10 Proposals
Hi there! I am looking for fresh article writers, preferably speakers with English first-language. Most important quality I am looking for in you is CREATIVITY. This is an entry-level writing position and the rate will go up with your performance and consistency. The starting rate will be $3/article (300 words each). To start off I need ten completely unique blog posts. Length and niche will be disclosed to shortlisted candidates. All you need to be is creative, sincere, and willing to learn. A little sense of humor is a great plus as I want my readers to enjoy what you're writing. I look forward to working with a WORD WIZARD. Please bid if you can start tonight or tomorrow. Thanks for looking into this and I look forward to working with you.
Category: Article Writing       

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|    United Kingdom
Fixed Price: $100 - $400   |  Posted: Jun 29, 2014  |  Ends: 16d, 20h  |   16 Proposals
Your report must be in native-level, properly punctuated English about strategies to use for coping with a specific disability. All work will be original and written in a friendly conversational, even humorous, first person style. The bulk of the project is to compile a list of strategies with 2 -4 paragraphs about each including personal stories and examples. (I used this when I . . . ). As the project manager, I will assist you with a lot of rough notes and several website locations to provide the raw material, but you must make the writing entertaining and take out any whiff of plagiarism. The primary audience for this report is over 45 years old and I will be happy to hire you if you are also a "baby boomer" with life experience and wisdom. If you want to bid on this project, I am happy to see what you are offering and read your samples and testimonials; please use the word, "rhubarb" in your bid so that I know that you read my entire description and ...
Category: Report Writing       
Preferred Location: North America, Western Europe, Australia/Oceania

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|    Israel
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Jun 28, 2014  |  Ends: 1d, 13h  |   14 Proposals
Hi I need a talented and experienced script writer who sees the world in unique and interesting ways and also knows a little about branding, marketing, and humor. This is a project I am working on with a client to create 5 30 second 2d cartoon style videos and I need another mind to help create ideas and obviously useable scripts. Please include the phrase "graphic understood" in your bid so I know you have read and understood the job.
Category: Sales Writing       
Skills: Sales Writing, Script Writing, Copywriting, humor       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: $50 or less   |  Posted: Jun 28, 2014  |  Ends: 1d, 11h  |   13 Proposals
Hello, l am looking to hire a blog/online magazine creative writer that can write 20 quality and original articles for a lifestyle/skincare based blog site. (Individuals only, no agencies please. sorry!) This is perfect for writers who would like to blog about natural beauty, fashion, travel and natural living So if your a natural product expert or living an eco lifestyle that happens to be a creative writer and is itching to write about healthy living and natural skin care products, then this job is for you! We only want original articles and no article spinning. No duplicate articles allowed (we will check). Language to use must be in English. Must be comfortable writing as a first person point of view, casual or conversation type of writing and have a sense of humor. What you will do: 1. Write 20 articles, 500 words per article and SEO optimized 2. 5 articles per week 3. Topics and keywords will be provided 4. You must be at least familiar with healthy lifestyle, natural skin care ...
Category: Article Writing       
Skills: Article Writing, Content Writing, Blogs       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Less than $10 / hr   |  Duration: 4-6 months  |  Posted: Jun 28, 2014  |  Ends: 1d, 3h  |   9 Proposals
Hi there! I am looking for fresh article writers, preferably speakers with English first-language. Most important quality I am looking for in you is CREATIVITY. This is an entry-level writing position and the rate will go up with your performance and consistency. The starting rate will be $1.5/article (300-500 words each). To start off I need ten completely unique blog posts. Length and niche will be disclosed to shortlisted candidates. All you need to be is creative, sincere, and willing to learn. A little sense of humor is a great plus as I want my readers to enjoy what you're writing. I look forward to working with a WORD WIZARD. Please bid if you can start tonight or tomorrow. Thanks for looking into this and I look forward to working with you.
Category: Article Writing       

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|    United Kingdom
Fixed Price: Less than $500   |  Posted: Jun 28, 2014  |  Ends: 23h, 21m  |   15 Proposals
I am looking for illustrators who can provide gritty and funny illustrations for fictional stories. The book contains plenty of wit, humor and sarcasm and we expect the drawings to depict the same. The illustrations should be imperfect and frustratingly funny (stick-like). Examples of what we are looking for can be found below.   [obscured]  /Mediterranean-Diet-Pounds-Illustrated-Figures-ebook/dp/B00K1053ME/ref=sr_1_4?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1399023413&sr=1-4&keywords=talent+writers   [obscured]  /Juicing-Weight-Loss-Delicious-Illustrated-ebook/dp/B00K10F0YU/ref=sr_1_3?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1399023438&sr=1-3&keywords=talent+writers The writer would provide markers or illustration descriptions for the type of drawing required. There are 200 illustrations. I will pay you $1 per image that is $200 altogether. Qualified people would have consistent work available. I have attached some stick like samples. Please provide one stick...
Category: Illustration       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: Not Sure   |  Posted: Jun 28, 2014  |  Ends: 20h, 23m  |   12 Proposals
Speaktoit somos una empresa joven y dinámica especializada en creación de chatbots para teléfonos celulares. Uno de nuestros productos principales es un Asistente virtual que utiliza tecnología de lenguaje natural para responder a preguntas, encontrar información, lanzar aplicaciones y conectarse con varios servicios web. Toda la información acerca de nuestra empresa y nuestros productos está disponible aquí:   [obscured]   Hoy en día estamos desarrollando la versión española del Asistente. El objetivo de nuestro equipo es crear un Asistente, que sea amable, comunicativo, inteligente, bien educado, que tenga buen sentido del humor y, por supuesto, que hable perfectamente español. Así pues requerimos un nativo hablante licenciado en Filología o Lingüistica Hispánica, que haga el trabajo creativo para que el habla del Asistente sea literaria por un lado, mientras que por el otro no sea muy formal. El objetivo del trabajo consiste en escribir varias respuestas en nombre del A...
Category: Creative Writing       
Preferred Location: Spain

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|    Russia
Hourly Rate: $15 - $20 / hr   |  Duration: 1-3 months  |  Posted: Jun 27, 2014  |  Ends: 6h, 36m  |   6 Proposals
We are a men's fashion brand and we are seeking a young, talented writer for our style blog. You should have a personal interest in men's fashion/style, and have a point of view with regards to it. - Relevant samples of your work - Pop-culture guru - Personal interest in style / fashion - Sense of humor and wit Job Description: We're looking for a Blogger to create keyword-rich content to keep our audience engaged and returning to our website. Your responsibilities: - Develop content themes based on the direction and creative brief provided by our team - Write original, high-quality, SEO-friendly articles that communicate our messaging to a wide variety of audiences - Publish written articles and upload relevant multimedia assets through our content management systems - Ad-hoc writing projects as they arise - Contribute ideas on improving existing messaging and content Your qualifications: - Excellent writing, grammar, spelling and formatting - Strong communication skills - An ...
Category: Web Content       
Skills: Blogs       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Less than $10 / hr   |  Duration: 4-6 months  |  Posted: Jun 27, 2014  |  Ends: 4h, 9m  |   9 Proposals
Hi there! I am looking for fresh article writers, preferably speakers with English first-language. Most important quality I am looking for in you is CREATIVITY. This is an entry-level writing position and the rate will go up with your performance and consistency. The starting rate will be $1.5/article (300-500 words each). To start off I need ten completely unique blog posts. Length and niche will be disclosed to shortlisted candidates. All you need to be is creative, sincere, and willing to learn. A little sense of humor is a great plus as I want my readers to enjoy what you're writing. I look forward to working with a WORD WIZARD. Please bid if you can start tonight or tomorrow. Thanks for looking into this and I look forward to working with you.
Category: Article Writing       

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|    United Kingdom
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 25, 2014  |  Ends: 13d, 3h  |   17 Proposals
Hello, I am looking to develop a mobile application for my personal use. It is intended to quickly pull reviews for movies, games, music albums, and restaurants from Yelp and Metacritic, and display the results in an aesthetically-pleasing, humorous way. It will be purely non-profit, and made primarily for my own use. Use-Case 1. User opens the application; no log-in, no sign-in required 2. The user will have set a personal preference for what constitutes a Yes or No rating; it defaults to 75< will be a Yes, and anything lower will be No 3. User is redirected to a landing screen with the words "Should I XXX ? " and a simple search field * For XXX, the user selects the query type: "should I watch" for a movie; "should I listen to" for an album; "should I play" for a game; and "should I eat at" for a restaurant 4. User inputs the name in the following search field; the field will pre-populate with possible choices, similar t...
Category: Mobile Applications       
Skills: Android, Java, API, SQL       

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|    Singapore
Hourly Rate: $10 - $15 / hr   |  Duration: 4-6 months  |  Posted: Jun 19, 2014  |  Ends: 3d, 9h  |   13 Proposals
I am looking for a very tech savy assistant to help me promote my ministry and business. This will include researching and emailing press kits as well as managing email lists for both. I need someone who can take this over and I not have to worry about staying in contact with everyone. Booking speaking engagements with follow up phone calls will be needed as well. Please no negative people! A sense of humor would be great as well.
Category: Email Marketing       

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|    United States
Fixed Price: $800 - $1,200   |  Posted: Jun 18, 2014  |  Ends: 6d, 14h  |   100 Proposals
UPDATE: Since this is the first time I have used Elance I am afraid I was not clear enough. So this is an update to the job I require. LET ME BE CLEAR: I am not looking for developmental editing--that is, an analysis of plot, point of view, characterization, pacing, structure, etc. I am not looking for a critique or evaluation of the book. I prefer to let readers decide for themselves. If they hate it, so be it. I don't believe in joining writer's groups. If I'm talentless, that is on me. I'm a big boy and can take it if no one likes the book. I don't have to get everyone to like it. I only need one out of fifty to like it. So I'm looking for a copy edit. Please handle any typos, grammar, redundancies, and provide better and clearer wording. I have had several people already read the book and have gotten rid of many typos, redundancies, and grammar mistakes already. But I would like perfection in this area. Nothing is more annoying to me than seeing typos and bad grammar in a finished ...
Category: Editing & Proofreading       
Preferred Location: United States

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: $10 - $15 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 15, 2014  |  Ends: 63d, 7h  |   16 Proposals
IMPORTANT: We like people who can write with a sense of humor!!! Write us the right sample questions, explain the solution well, and you're hired!!! For a reference on the type of content generation we're looking for, check out our website,   [obscured]   We're looking for someone to create interesting quality engineering questions and solutions 5 times a week to connect engineering concepts with real world applications. Remote work, hours are flexible, as long as they're posted on time. We're currently focusing on topics revolving around the general FE (Fundamentals of Engineering) exam. We're using this to help with FE preparation, keeping engineering professionals sharp, helping college students connect the theory they're learning to real life, and potentially better expose high school students interested in engineering to what they'll be learning in pursuing an engineering career. We're gaining traction and picking up momentum, and are looking for someone to help us create q...
Category: Mechanical       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: $10 - $15 / hr   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 11, 2014  |  Ends: 5d, 6h  |   46 Proposals
Do you have a strong imagination, and do you enjoy reading children's stories? ? Do you love children? Or do you remember your childhood days? ? Can you make creative edits, in a sensitive, but effective manner, on other peoples work? If your answer to any of the above questions is a "Yes," then we would like to invite you to join our team! We are looking for an imaginative and hardworking editor to help us with an international children's book project. The position requires quick and creative editing of children's short stories previously translated into English. You will be a part of a small, close knit team working to publish international stories that reflect different cultures from around the world. We need someone who can think like a small child, with the ability to replace complex words and phrases in the translated short story content. We need the stories to be very imaginative, unique and engaging, the editor needs to be able to read the story and accurately gaug...
Category: Editing & Proofreading       
Preferred Location: Western Europe

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 01, 2014  |  Ends: 49d, 9h  |   25 Proposals
Our project is a blog for the young modern woman, striving to balance life between career, health, and mental fulfillment. Our audience is hip, motivated, strong independent, and forward thinking! The site will offer advice and think-topics around: -Life (motivational) -Career -Health ************* Need ghostwriter to create original posts based around life coaching, motivation, self-esteem, empowerment, leadership, and personal success. The article may be openly geared towards a female audience but by no means has to be. We aim to have a good mix between articles geared towards females and articles that could be for everyone. Sample topics include: -5 Things Every Happy Person Does In Their Life -10 Habits of Successful People -__ Negative Habits You Should Break -Cultivating a get up and go mentality -Overcoming Fears -Overcoming negative thinking -Helping People to Identify and access their natural strengths (and be aware of their weaknesses) -Self Empowerment, Self-Affirmation,...
Category: Article Writing       

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|    United States
Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 01, 2014  |  Ends: 49d, 8h  |   28 Proposals
Our project is a blog for the young modern woman, striving to balance life between career, health, and mental fulfillment. Our audience is hip, motivated, strong independent, and forward thinking! The site will offer advice and think-topics around: -Life (motivational) -Career -Health ************* Need ghostwriter to create original posts based on career coaching and work life. The article may be openly geared towards a female audience but by no means has to be. We aim to have a good mix between articles geared towards females and articles that could be for everyone. -Sample topics include: -How to find a job that fits your skills -How to let them know you are the one for the job -How to rock your interview -When the 10th interview has got you down¿ -Top __ things that will get you recognized on your resume -How To's in human resources or career life -Business life, office life -Motivation in the office -Entrepreneurial tips -Motivation in entrepreneurial life -How to find a job t...
Category: Article Writing       

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Hourly Rate: Not Sure   |  Duration: Not Sure  |  Posted: Jun 01, 2014  |  Ends: 49d, 7h  |   28 Proposals
Need ghostwriter to create original heath and nutrition blog articles, each post covering ONE of the following: -Very easy, fresh and delicious recipes, usually including some sort of "superfood" and the benefits of that superfood -Tips on how to eat healthy on a budget -Specific supplements/vitamins/superfoods (NO BRANDS) that are beneficial to health. Please be specific - talk about how it affects your skin or energy levels etc. A grouping of supplements/vitamins could be talked about under one topic of desired (example, "5 Ways to Make Your Skin Glow Like _____" or "3 Supplements That Will Make You Feel Like ______" -Motivational piece focused on living a healthy lifestyle and why it's important. Explain specific scientific benefits of a certain aspect of a healthy lifestyle. -Another health topic that would be suitable for the audience. Could be based on your specialty, a hot topic in current news, etc. Recommendations for topics and articles are...
Category: Article Writing       

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