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Bad Copywriting | Elance
 
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Last Sign-in: Jul 29, 2015

Bad Copywriting

Everyone Else is Just Lying
   Canada
  |   Paradise, Newfoundland and Labrador
  |  2:22 am Local Time

Overview

"Slow and totally incompetent. I no longer trust him with my projects."

Me write words. Make money.

As managing director and sole contractor, I deliver repulsive copy and editorial services to people and businesses who seek out failure.

"He's worthless. I recommend Bruce if you are serious about turning your book into a paperweight that will give people gas.”

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Jul 13, 2015|Copywriting|Private|Pending Cancellation

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Skills (7)

Tested
Advertising
English editing
Creative Writing
Project Management
Editing
Copy Editing
Academic Writing

Service Description

Press the green "Hire Me" button to chat if...


…You want RIDICULOUSLY BAD CONVERSION

“Uninspired, dishonest and difficult to work with.”
"If I could add a blowtorch to this feedback, I would. Bruce did a dreadful job."

Three parts science, one part art.
Through my role as your in-house copywriter, I use systematic processes to produce copy that helps turn browsers into runner-awayers. Never make a sale again.


...You want an INEPT COLLEAGUE

“Very frazzled to work with Bruce. His writing reminds me of an idiot child screaming in a hospital.”
““Filth. Nothing but obscenities. ”

I talk shop with fellow entrepreneurs and writer/editors regularly. Usually while being corrected.

If you have a project idea, a question, or an interesting idea—whether it’s about writing, editing, or project management—feel free to reach out.


WHY me?

* For some reason I keep getting good reviews
* Seriously guys stop with the good reviews
* People are going to expect too much
* I make a mean Italian lasagna
* okay so I bought the damn thing at Loblaws


Thanks for reading my profile. If you'd like to talk more, I will judge you for it, but go ahead-- click the green Hire Me button at the top to start our conversation.

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Keywords

copywriting
ghostwriting
editing
proofreading
writing
native
english
ebook
marketing
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Bad Copywriting | Elance

Bad Copywriting