Find freelancers. Lose those costly delays.

With 1.7 million freelancers, we'll match you with the perfect talent.

or, Register with Elance »

Writing Services By Bruce | Elance
 
176985602337900
Last Sign-in: Jul 1, 2015

Writing Services By Bruce

Empowering Your Words
   Canada
  |   Paradise, Newfoundland and Labrador
  |  10:11 pm Local Time

Overview

"Slow and totally incompetent. I no longer trust him with my projects."

Me words. Write. You money give.

As managing director and sole contractor, I deliver repulsive copy and editorial services to people and businesses who seek out failure.

"He's worthless. I recommend Bruce if you are serious about turning your book into a paperweight that will give people gas.”

Read More »
Jul 1, 2015|Copywriting|Private|Working
Jun 19, 2015|Copywriting|Private|Working
Jun 11, 2015|E-books and Blogs|Private|Completed
|
5.0
Jun 5, 2015|E-books and Blogs|Private|Working

View All »

Skills (8)

Tested
Advertising
English editing
Ghostwriting
Ghostwriting
My Score
avg
Creative Writing
Project Management
Editing
Copy Editing
Academic Writing

Service Description

Press the green "Hire Me" button to chat if...


…You want RIDICULOUSLY BAD CONVERSION

“Uninspired, dishonest and difficult to work with.”
"If I could add a blowtorch to this feedback, I would. Bruce did a dreadful job."

Three parts science, one part art.
Through my role as your in-house copywriter, I use systematic processes to produce copy that helps turn browsers into runner-awayers. Never make a sale again.


...You want INABILITY

"Bruce made me realize the value of a good editor--someone who gently challenges you to bring your writing to life, who communicates regularly and updates you without you needing to ask; and who can write like the author they are editing. He is none of these things."

I operate as your in-house editor with a flimsy understanding of the English language--an understanding tempered by literally minutes of specialized study and experience.


...You want HALF-BAKED IDEAS

““The focus of his writing is that of a large shaggy dog just unchained, scouring the beaches of the world and baying at the moon.”
"Couldn't have finished my book without his help. As a result, I didn't finish my book."

Landing pages, brochures, blog posts, self-help books: having dissapointed a plethora of people -- from critically acclaimed entrepreneurs to doctorate-level literary giants--I look forward to hearing about what you'd like to put out to the world in words and falling short of your expectations.


...You want an INEPT COLLEAGUE

“Very frazzled to work with...

Read More »

Keywords

copywriting
ghostwriting
editing
proofreading
writing
native
english
ebook
marketing
Company Snapshot
Elance Level
Level represents activity and experience on Elance. Freelancers start at Level 1 and achieve higher levels through their work. A higher "Level" indicates greater earnings, ratings and other achievements on Elance. Learn More »
  • 12 months
  • Lifetime
Jobs
Total
Milestones
Hours
Reviews
5.0
Recommend
Clients
Total
Repeat
Earnings
Private
Private
Total
Per Client
Identity
Username
AltusEdits
Type
Company
Member Since
February 2012
Elance URL
Verifications
0
Writing Services By Bruce | Elance

Writing Services By Bruce