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Bad Copywriting | Elance
 
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Last Sign-in: Feb 10, 2016

Bad Copywriting

Everyone else is just lying
   Canada
  |   Paradise, Newfoundland and Labrador
  |  2:08 am Local Time

Overview

"Slow and incompetent. I no longer trust him with my projects."

As managing director and sole contractor of Bad Copywriting, I deliver repulsive copy to businesses and people who seek out failure.

"Worthless. Hire Bruce if you're serious about turning your project into a paperweight that will give people gas."

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Skills (8)

Tested
Advertising
English editing
Creative Writing
Project Management
Editing
Copy Editing
Academic Writing
Ghostwriting
Ghostwriting
My Score
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Service Description

Press the green "Hire Me" button to chat if...


You want BAD CONVERSION

"Dishonest and difficult to work with."

Never make a sale again. I use systematic processes to produce copy that turns browsers into runner-awayers.



You want an INEPT COLLEAGUE

"Frazzled working with Bruce--his writing is that of an idiot child screaming in a hospital."
"Filth. Nothing but obscenities."



WHY me?

I microwave a mean Italian lasagna.




Thanks for reading my profile.


If you'd like to chat more--I will judge you for that--but go ahead--click the green "Hire Me" button at the top to start our conversation.



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Keywords

copywriting
ghostwriting
editing
proofreading
writing
native
english
ebook
marketing
Company Snapshot
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  • 12 months
  • Lifetime
Jobs
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Milestones
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Reviews
5.0
Recommend
Clients
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Repeat
Earnings
Private
Private
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Identity
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AltusEdits
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Company
Member Since
February 2012
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