Hey, a guy's got to do something to get noticed around here.
Which is what good copy does--get noticed. Or else why waste your green?
Truth is, I know how to machete through the word clutter that permeates life. I keystroke verbs that vibrate. Adverbs that attack. Nouns that nail my subject cold. And I haven't even told you about my conjunctions.
No, I'm not Houdini. Just a great copywriter.
Point of fact, I'm a writing geek and a detail freak with an uncanny sense of what it takes to get through the peephole and over the...