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andrew j. | Elance
 
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andrew j.

Funniest writer alive or dead
   United States

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Orphaned at the age of 35, I was raised by a nomadic troupe of gypsy clowns tracing their lineage to the Fifth Dynasty of Egypt and heavily influenced artistically by the Commedia dell'Arte with a leaning toward Arlecchino.
An imaginary illness prevented me from performing alongside my pasty adopted kin and thus I was forced to act as an enforcer due to the group's expulsion from both the World Clown Association and Clowns of America Int'l and subsequent loss of protection from said groups against other outlaw clowning outfits.
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