I am Australian and good at English.
I write with strong comedy values.
I am an entrepreneur and have knowledge in many subjects.
I am currently living between Japan and Thailand.
I can build websites using Wordpress.
I am seriously one of the best SEO consultants in Australia, and can provide SEO cheap to your website but actually get top 3 results within a month for 99% of Aussie keywords on Google.
I have several online / offline businesses