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By day, I'm a cubicle software engineer. By, night, a tech nerd. I'm not a company, all my earnings go straight towards beer. =)
If you've got a complex project with complex requirements, stop now and look elsewhere.
If you have a simple programming job that you just want to give to someone and have it taken care of, I might be your guy. I'm fast, I'm reliable. My focus is to get your job done right the first time, so you can go on making money and I can start enjoying my beer. =)
Joking aside, I can accomplish a wide variety of...
Jan 10, 2011|Database Development|$0|Completed
Nov 15, 2010|Web Programming|$150|Completed
Oct 23, 2010|Other IT & Programming|$100|Completed
Sep 25, 2010|Web Programming|$375|Completed
Meh, ran out of space above...
I always feel like its silly to list programming languages, but it seems to make people feel better, so: I'm particularly well versed in C/C++, Perl, PHP, Bash, and Linux.
For the majority of you guys who are web oriented, I am experienced with CakePHP and Symfony. I have written WordPress and Joomla modules. I have good knowledge of jQuery and mooTools, as well as strong HTML/CSS knowledge. I know my way around Photoshop, and can make simple sites but I'm not a web/graphics designer. [Update: I have found a very good front-end guy who is capable of making very professional websites. This includes making very clean and modern websites. He is not, however, interested in doing custom graphics].
I do a fair about of Linux server administration and virtualization (LAMP). I port Linux to embedded devices and write device drivers for a living.
Anyway, I won't take a project unless I'm sure I can get it done on time, on budget, and 100% to your satisfaction. If you're not sure, feel free to ask. Asking is free.
Oh yeah, I speak perfect English, and I can (usually) take calls in the US timezones. I almost never sleep, so I'm available at nights as well.
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