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Bertram W. | Elance
 
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Last Sign-in: Mar 26, 2014

Bertram W.

Mine's a bitter
   France
  |   Paris, Isle de France

Overview

Minimum Hourly Rate $5

I'm new to Elance but I've been writing for yonks. I specialize in humor of the lazy and sardonic variety because it comes easily to me, being kind of lazy and sardonic. It always works except when it doesn't when I resort to the sort of research that turns up the angle that's always there, somewhere, and renders the most obscure or, more likely, mundane subject easy to write and amusing to read.

If you're hearing from me it's because something about your project appeals to me and I think that my contribution will make us both look good and...

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May 12, 2013|Creative Writing|$174|Working
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Portfolio

Writing for the boys (NSFW)
A travel blog/musing on an afternoon spent in a bar in Amsterdam's Jordaan chatting...
http://canucksandbeyond.com/interview-with-a-drug-dealer-in-the-jordan/
A visit to the extraordinarily under-appreciated Marmottan Museum in Paris. If you...
Sometimes travel articles are about where not to go...
The inspirational story of Rosie Dupree, in limerick form.
A very tongue-in-cheek musing on our expectations of genius and madness
Something timely, amusing and related to software calendar applications - quickly!
Something amusing about Power Point is enough of a challenge, but in 45 minutes?
More writing for the boys

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humor
humour
comedy
Ragnarok
boulliabaise
cyan
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Bertram W.