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Bob S. | Elance
 
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Last Sign-in: Sep 13, 2014

Bob S.

Humor writing, editing and rewrites, funny poems
   United States
  |   Largo, FL
  |  6:38 am Local Time

Overview

Minimum Hourly Rate $14

I write a weekly humor column for a newspaper in the Ozarks. First place Humor column in 2008 National Society of Newspaper Columnists. I have written text and captions for cartoonists. Custom designed funny poems.
Edited Adventure/Mystery books.

See web site WWW.HOGSPORE.COM
or
http://wizzley.com/authors/bobsimpson/
or
http://bobsblardyblog.blogspot.com/

I have the work ethic of Sponge Bob Square Pants

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Tested
original humor

Service Description

Humor pieces
Custom designed humorous poems for your workplace or relationships.
No mean or break up poems.

For poem examples see: http://wizzley.com/top-25-odes-to-animals/

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hogspore
comedy
editing
funny poems
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