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Creative B.

Excuse me, Sir, but your participle is dangling...
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Excuse me, Sir, but your participle is dangling...

All jokes aside, but if your participle is truly droopy- call a doctor. OK, no, call on me- Creative Block! I'll make sure that dangly thingy gets neatly tucked away and then, there will be no more confusion. Oh, we're still confused? Well, here's some quick Grammar 101: A participle is completely content when the thing it describes is sitting right smack next to it. However, when whatever's being described casually slides over a few seats, then your participle will seize the next best...

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Portfolio

Professional Cover Letter and Resume Creation by Creative Block!
~Cover Letter for General Accounting; Accounts Receivable/Payable; Payroll Candidate -...
~Resume for General Accounting; Accounts Receivable/Payable; Payroll Candidate ~Style:...
~Cover Letter for Educator ~Style: Professional with Creative Flair
~Resume for Educator ~Style: Professional with Creative Flair
Resume for child care specialist/housekeeper.
A side-by-side comparison of the before and after revision versions of OCC's vision...
I edited a client's Elance profile page, thus creating more appeal and drawing more...
Editing of a weight loss book.
GHOSTWRTITNG and EDITING OF A NOVEL
Editng content for website.
Biography for Diana Harrison- Inspirational Keynote Speaker. Note- This was my...
Sample MUSICIAN Biography of Sharlok Poems of LA Symphony written by Creative Block
I edited a client's Elance profile page, thus creating more appeal and drawing more...
BOOK EXCERPT I penned- Curing Acne for Good!
~a web content article about cleaning cast iron skillets
This is a personal one. My wonderful Uncle Chito- wonderfully paranoid schizophrenic,...
Rudolph Logan Interview~ Transcription services provided by Creative Block.
Creative Block Logo designed by... Creative Block, of course!
Writer's Block Logo created by... Creative Block, of course!
I designed the logo for health*beauty*fashion*life's eBay store. Since this estore...
I designed the logo for health*beauty*fashion*life's eBay store. Since this estore...
Professional Cover Letter and Resume Creation by Creative Block!
I created SLM's company website. I thoroughly researched the sleep study field in order...
~I created SLM's company website from concept to finish in order to create an enhanced...

Skills (10)

Tested
English Writing; Editing and Revising
English Grammar; Vocabulary and Spelling
Creative Non- and Fiction Writing
Humorous; Soft or Hard Sell Copywriting
Academic Writing
Resume and Cover Letter Writing
PowerPoint Presentation Designer
Web Content
Marketing

Service Description

So... participles, pooches and the ICU...? Again, "After being thrown into the air, the dog fetched the stick." Anyone who chucks an innocent animal into the atmosphere should receive a serious hurting. However, as illustrated in our sample sentence, people who misplace their modifiers shouldn't. Others who also don't deserve to be at the receiving end of a canine caper retaliation plot are those who feel less than imaginative when it comes to creative writing or those who simply have more pressing business issues than putting pen to paper.

In case you haven't noticed, yes- Creative Block has definitely edited the building. So, if you're not fluent in "Grammar-nese", if you feel your writing's missing a dash (or even a ton) of "creative flair", or if your speak needs to be spoken to a room full of black suits, pinstripe ties and sticky Danish (the pastry, not the people), then hire Creative Block to do your writing for you! You see, whether the message you wish to convey requires business etiquette verbiage that will sway the conservatives, a soft sell that will produce "near tears" in your clients' eyes, or an injection of a 50/50 humor/sarcasm infusion blend, Creative Block is here to handle all of your writing, proofing, and editing needs! So, here's my proposal: You concentrate on running your business and I'll focus on my business- making you sound really, really good.

Curious? Then give Creative Block a try; I promise you'll absolutely regret it. Ha ha! I'm...

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Employment

FMSD
English and Reading Educator
2007 - Present
~By trade, I am an English and Reading teacher. My "I'm off at 2:28" schedule allows for plenty of freelance work! Here are some of my duties relative to the fields of writing and creative...
Freelance Writer and Designer
Multi-faceted Writer and Designer
2006 - Present
~Writing Services include: Copywriting, Non-Fiction, Fiction, Academic, Web Content, Technical, Resume/Cover Letter, as well as Proofreading and Editing ~Creative Services include: PowerPoint...
AUHSD
English and Reading Educator
2000 - 2007
~Molding young minds through creative expression, reading between the lines and speaking out loud! -Also, please refer to my qualifications under my current employer, FMSD, as these pertain to this...

Education

National University
English Single Subject Teaching Credential
2004 - 2005
California State University Fullerton
Bachelor of Arts in Communication- Emphasis: Creative Advertising/Copywriting
2000 - 2002
Fullerton College
Associate of Arts Degree in Radio Broadcasting
1994 - 1996

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Writing Copywriting Academic Writing Creative Writing Web Content Technical Writing Editing Resume PowerPoint Design Logo Design
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