ADVERTISING COPYWRITER/CD - NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST - MAG WRITER/EDITOR - OFFICIAL UNPLEASANT PERSON
Dreadful writing. And not cheap, neither.
Dreadful writing is good. You don't want people saying "What great writing." You want them yelling "WHAT A GREAT GOD-DAMNED PRODUCT!"
I learned to make them yell as a copywriter at Goodis Goldberg, JWT and McCann and as a Creative Director at BBDO, NW Ayer and Saatchi & Saatchi. I started my own ad agency - The Central Intelligence Agency - built it into a multi million dollar concern and sold...
I can write like a bandit.