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Dennis Thompsett | Elance
 
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Dennis Thompsett

Dreadful writing. And not cheap neither.
   United States
  |   Beverly Hills, CA
  |  5:45 pm Local Time

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Overview

DREADFUL WRITING. AND NOT CHEAP NEITHER - BY ADVERTISING COPYWRITER/CREATIVE DIRECTOR - NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST - MAG EDITOR - OFFICIAL UNPLEASANT PERSON - I WAS ALREADY KICKED OFF ELANCE FOR OFFENDING PUCKERBUTTS - SO PUCKERBUTTS BEWARE.

Dreadful writing is good. You don't want people saying "What great writing." You want them yelling "WHAT A GREAT PRODUCT!"

I was an award winning copywriter and Creative Director at legendary agencies like Goodis Goldberg, JWT, McCann, BBDO,, and Saatchi & Saatchi. I started my own ad agency, built...

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Jul 29, 2015|Sales Writing|Private|Working
Jul 24, 2015|Sales Writing|Private|Completed
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Jul 23, 2015|Copywriting|Private|Completed
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Jul 14, 2015|Other - Writing Services|Private|Completed
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Portfolio

This is a small bit of the advertising work I have created and written while working at...
I wrote a weekly OP-ED newspaper column for 7 years for Sun Media. This is an enticing...
The snarky, incompetent, middle management alien who created all life on earth, in...

Skills (1)

Tested
I can write like a bandit.

Service Description

I man the helm at Galactic Headquarters from 6 am til noon every day.

Then The Queen arises and I only serve The Queen.

Service is the highest calling

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Employment

Noggin Original Inc
Official Unpleasant Person
1995 - Present
I'm just really unpleasant. Finally, at long last, with official sanction.

Education

Waterloo Lutheran University
Bachelor of Arts, Philosophy and English
1969 - 1973

Keywords

Puckerbutt slayer
Official Unpleasant Person
curmudgeon
irasible
arrogant
opinionated
always right
My Snapshot
8
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February 2013
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