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Xian Yong B. | Elance
 
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Xian Yong B.

Your Resident MALE Humor Writer
   Singapore
  |  3:44 am Local Time

Overview

Minimum Hourly Rate $60

What to you is the definition of good literature? For me, it's one that's peppered with humor and wit.

Unless in dire needs, I won't be caught dead reading a technical manual. Unfortunately, the market is saturated with a plethora of non-fiction books and articles that are just too dreary to read and aren't too far off to being categorized as a technical manual. Looks like I wont' be getting any self help anytime soon, eh.

When you engage my writing services, you are not just paying for a book or article made up of words that are strung...

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Service Description

I truly believe in the power of humo(u)r. My lifelong goal is to make people laugh. I believe in the five minutes that I tickled you with my words, I have done my good deed for you -- for life. To quote Ellen Degeneres, the comedian extraordinaire, "To laugh is a beautiful thing." I truly believe in that.

It is through the written language that I am able to intoxicate (or torture) fellow terrestrials with my whims and perceptions of life. As an occasional reader, I adore puns, abstract thinking and witty analogies. As a writer, I strive to consummate my literature with ideologies as well.

Hence, writing isn't just a cash cow for me. It is a creative outlet. It is my canvas. It is my world.

I am born to the Sagittarius sign, which means I am insanely optimistic (it annoys me sometimes too), jovial and fun to work with. With, being the operative word. I would like to work WITH you; not FOR you. I do not take kindly to condescending and derisive tone because I believe our working relationship is and should be mutually beneficial. In blatant terms: you need me to write for you and I need your money!

All jokes aside, I am a great personality to work with, and you won't be disappointed!



I value the input given by my clients. Ultimately, it is your book that I'm helping to make a reality. It is your name that would appear on the article byline. Hence, we need to work together to see the creation of a masterpiece!

I am very comfortable with taking your outline and...

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