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Brian Gray | Elance
 
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Brian Gray

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
   United States
  |   Sidney, NE
  |  12:00 pm Local Time

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creative writing

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Twisted humor with a dash of horror and rainbow sprinkles

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William H. Stroker is of course just a pseudonym that I write under. If the humor behind this name is completely lost to you, I suggest that you consult a ten-year-old. My real name is Brian David Gray. I was born and raised in a small town called Sidney Nebraska and still currently reside there. I drive a semi truck for a local food delivery service. Although, I only plan on continuing this line of work until my career as a male model/astronaut takes off. However, I’m almost certain that this delusional potential occupation is undoubtedly out of my reach. One can only dream.
As far as my worth as a writer is concerned, I am a high school graduate and have no other further education in English, Grammar, or Literature in any sense. In other words my sentence structure and spelling more then often leave something to be desired. Honestly, a dyslexic Chimpanzee with down syndrome and a head full of acid could very easily defeat me in a game of Scrabble. Thank whatever deity you worship for spell check and un-employed starving college students that will edit my work for a six pack and some questionable recreational substances!
I was born into Catholicism. However, I now more or less walk the path of mysticism. I’m agnostic not atheist. I’m twenty five years old. I enjoy the reckless consumption of alcohol and long walks on the beach. Which is impressive considering I’ve never even seen the ocean. My humor has been described as eccentrically dry and often times...

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