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John Clarke | Elance
 
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John Clarke

Humor Writing For The Hell Of It
   France
  |  9:27 pm Local Time

Overview

Don't let the French flag put you off! I'm as English as they come, yet live in the south of France because the food, wine and weather can't be beat.

As an airline pilot, I use my time off around the world to write mainly travel or humorous articles.

I have had several magazine and web articles published, along with my first novel, Bad Altitude. I am a regular contributor to the SWAGGER and Mantality websites, as well as The SugarLoad, a superb satirical news site.

In 2009 and 2011, my entries for the Boyne Writers Swift Satire...

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Portfolio

Humorous article written for Aircrew magazine giving ten alternative careers for cabin...
Winner of Freelance Market News 'Write A Letter To A Literary Character' competition.
Humorous article giving ten original ways to get dumped by your girlfriend...
Swift Satire competition entry - shortlisted to final 10
Article written for UK magazine market. Not sutiable for the easily offended!
****** NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED ****** Article written for male-orientated US...
400 word entry in the Erma Bombeck Humor Writing Competition.
Travel article published in Aircrew magazine.
500 word travel article on the Great Wall
10 Low Cost Airline Money Grabs, And How To Avoid Them
5 Hollywood Endings For L.A.
5 Alternative Dating Websites

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Creative Writing
Creative Writing Test - Non-fiction (UK Version)
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Service Description

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Employment

British Airways
Captain B747-400
1992 - Present

Keywords

Humour
Humor
Comedy
Funny
Aviation
Airlines
Flying
Pilot
Travel
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