Why hire a vegan creative writer who claims not only to be a former hip hop artist, but also the best person for the job? Why do pennies still matter? Why does my cat come to me for affection only to swing around and slap me?
I'm a writer, not a car salesman. Can I use words to describe a product so elegantly and beautifully it makes readers jam their stubby fingers reaching for their wallets or cranking out Paypal passwords on the keyboard?
Can I weave a tale from thin air?
Can I offer a unique perspective to dreadfully...