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Jessica L. | Elance
 
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Last Sign-in: Dec 30, 2013

Jessica L.

Real copy for real people.
   Canada
  |   Montreal, Quebec
  |  12:18 am Local Time

Overview

Minimum Hourly Rate $35

My parents claim that I could read at the age of 3, but I'm convinced I just had "Green Eggs and Ham" memorized. I know now what I knew then: wit and style can go a long way. So a quarter century later, I succumbed to my first love and am once again a wordsmith.

However, a lot of things happen in 25 years. I picked up skills like marketing and copywriting, admin wizardry, plus shoe-tying. I went to college for Liberal Arts, where I won a creative writing contest for a story on zombie chipmunks, scored more than 100% in both Art History...

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Portfolio

Intro to the ebook I wrote for ModernShout.com, a marketing consultant firm in...
humorous copy for "reTHINK" tab for ModernShout.com
http://modernshout.com
Humorous copy writing for "reFRESH" tab on ModernShout.com (left hand column...
http://modernshout.com
Humorous copy writing for "reWORK" tab on ModernShout.com (left hand column...
http://modernshout.com
Copy for Habitshaper.com homepage, a cool site for learning how to establish good habits.
http://habitshaper.com
My Curriculum Vitae.
Cholesterol Article with personality
Cholesterol Article with personality
Script for video sales letter, copy writing.
oui oui!

Skills (5)

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Creative Writing
Creative Writing Test - Fiction (U.S. Version)
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Google Website Optimizer
Knowledge of Google Website Optimizer Test
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French-English Translation
French To English Translation Skills Test
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Passed
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Word 2007 Test
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English

Service Description

Much to my delight (and yours), you can now claim me as your very own low-maintenance writer. Just drop off a project like it's a pile of laundry, I take care of every detail and deliver it back polished, perfect and neatly folded.

If you didn't pick this up by now, the main thing that sets me apart from 90% of other Elancers is that I am a real, genuine, down to earth person. You will never feel like you are dealing with a soulless provider who you're going to pay $50 for a half-assed job.

As your writer, I will absolutely never be satisfied until you are. I take pride in all my work, and I want my clients to be happy with what I can provide. If anything isn't up to your standard, for whatever reason, I'll do everything I can to make your project exactly as you had envisioned, or better.

Being a virtual freelancer isn't easy given the amount of competition and cheap labour out there, however I know that there are amazing clients on Elance looking for top notch providers. Well, look no further. :)

**nb: I also want to point out that I write classy copy. The kind that doesn't make my generation cringe. For example, I do not write the kind of copy that has been soiled and sullied by the overuse of punctuation marks, capitalization, highlighting, red font and bold. This is tacky, overdone and downright disgusting. A word should stand out on it's own right, not because it's like "THIS". Please!

J`écrit en Francais aussi!

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Education

Concordia University, Montreal
Major Geography, Minor Anthro. Bachelor of Arts.
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Heritage CEGEP
Liberal Arts
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Univerity of British Columbia
Bachelor or Arts
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Blanche MacDonald Centre
Fashion Merchandising
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personality
humor
creative
fiction
style
beauty
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