Hi! My name is Jordan. Right now you could being reading about all the things I've accomplished in life, such as graduating with honors from such and such school and how i saved an entire orphanage from a raging fire.
I would rather just keep it short and simple for you. I enjoy writing. I'am qualified for your job. You should hire me because i'll make your wildest dreams come true. You can believe that because I'm most certainly not a politician. Thanks for your time and consideration.