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Nick T. | Elance
 
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Last Sign-in: Apr 6, 2011

Nick T.

Ivan D. Nero
   United States
  |   Smithfield, UT
  |  1:35 am Local Time

Overview

Minimum Hourly Rate $10

"Well, I heard he's ten feet tall! And that each one's a size 13! Why I even saw him swallow an entire brass band as a zinc SUPPLEMENT! One time he..."
"Bowlderdash. He's a ninny and a bleeding freelancer to boot, or my name ain't Cap'n America."
"I think he's very exciting...and also very dead. Sigh"
"Nope. He's there, behind you, alive and kicking your pants! LOL!"
"He's absoutely HIlARIOUS, that is for sure!"
"...used a giraffe to scratch his back..."
"Clever!"
"Buffoon!"
"Tall, dark and handsome!"
"Short, loathsome and albino."...

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Creative Writing
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Service Description

To me, the planet is composed less of dirt and rocks, but rather letters and words. From the highs of Academia to the so-called lows of Pop Culture, chances are I'm interested in what you are.

The Arts and Humanities are, however, my specialty: Literature, Music, Film, Theatre, etc.

Thought provoking articles composed with humorous and/or philosophical overtones grab reader's attentions and endure in their memories.

I believe in being adaptable, thus any particular requests-no matter how minute-will filter into the projects I am assigned without a fussin' and a feudin', so long as they remain wihtin moral parameters.

And now, I present to you the bottom line:
Unique, well-written, knowledgable, ecectlic and engaging articles for your creative needs.

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Education

Self-Educated
Degree of No Degree
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