-Need to punch-up your non-existent article for that looming deadline?
-Too lazy and/or dopey to churn out a little original dialogue?
-Were you looking for a hack writer with low self-esteem?
All of these are good questions, most of these you'll probably answer negatively. Are you still here? I'm happy if you are - you're taking the first tentative steps towards making a massive error in judgement in hiring me.
That said, there's a lot I can offer you: I will take your intention, and do what I can to represent it in the context, cadence...