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Cynthia J. | Elance
 
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Last Sign-in: Aug 17, 2010

Cynthia J.

Non Fictionally Humorous Writer and Artist
   United States
  |   Plant City, FL
  |  7:21 pm Local Time

Overview

Minimum Hourly Rate $20

I am a gifted artist and writer, being most noted for my humor, sarcasm, mess making while painting and communication abilities. Yes, I am new on Elance, but I am not new to selling my art and writing. I work from home full time as a freelancer, when I'm not tending to my small farm. Do I have prestigious credentials for you to oooh and ahhh and fondle ever so lovely? Nope. Will you be pleased with my work? Most likely. That is if you are looking for a writer who knows how to be intelligent, creative, compassionate, down to earth, and...

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Service Description

I offer writing, ghosting and artwork. My writing ranges from real estate/ad copy were I can make that "are you kidding me, its ewww, 294 sq. ft. of soooo nasty, and has been empty for 4 years," sound like a "300sq. ft. dream". And I can make that stockpile of shoes that no one wants to buy, because, lets face it, they are just BUTT ASS UGLY (that' a redneck term), to something that is the must have celeb fad fashion to have on ones footsies this fall! If you want or need humorous multiple question tests/quizzes written then I AM the person to get that done and your test takers will most assuredly leave with a smile.
Facebook Ghosting is something else I offer thru out the afternoon and well into the evening for local public/media figures who actually have a real job to do but want to maintain their fan base with regular and interesting/fun/thoughtful 'notice me' updates which can include ghosted pictures. Please note that I do not ghost for anyone with a strong political or religious agenda. Your confidentiality is kept with utmost regard.

I also offer ghosting on dating sites. I can write a profile that WILL get you noticed that is based on your personality and desires, and I also can ghost responses to sort the wheat from the chaff in such environments.

Other special written topics of interests are anxiety and related disorders,...

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Non Fiction Writing
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