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Sarpedon W. | Elance
 
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Last Sign-in: Nov 10, 2015

Sarpedon W.

Words Through The Eye Of Your Needle
   United Kingdom
  |  2:03 pm Local Time

Overview

Minimum Hourly Rate $45

Elance is winding down now and so should you.

If it's quality copy you're after, then head over to Upwork where you'll find me primed and ready for action.

I don't take everything I'm bowled, and if you expect miracles for nothing you prolly you need to source a FOOL, but if your project sounds like something my enthusiasm can feed up big and strong, then we are rocking.

C'mon over.

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Aug 13, 2015|Creative Writing|Private|Completed
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Jan 30, 2015|Creative Writing|Private|Completed
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5.0
Jan 27, 2015|Sales Writing|Private|Completed
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5.0

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Portfolio

"Because everyone has a talent for writing junk."
Your wish is my dish (ish).
Took some facts and threw them into my FactSpinner on 90 degrees.
Give me a few minutes and a generous cup of coffee and I'll tell it like it isn't.
A feast of spurious fun designed to sift the Trekkie wheat from the chaff....

Skills (7)

Tested
Editing
Copywriting
Game Dialogue & Flavour Text
Content Management
English Grammar
Funny Stuff
Article Writing

Service Description

Cool writing is all about listening.

The clearer you can make your instructions, the easier it will be for me to get back to you with ZERO UNREQUESTED SONNETS.

Give me clear instructions and I'll follow 'em.

That's how I earned my 5 Elance stars.





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Keywords

fiction
copy
creative
website
game
script
web content
strapline
humor
explainer
My Snapshot
Writing & Translation
4
Elance Level
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  • 12 months
  • Lifetime
Jobs
2
11
0
Total
Milestones
Hours
Reviews
5.0
Recommend
Clients
Total
Repeat
Earnings
Private
Private
Total
Per Client
Identity
Username
Sarpedon
Type
Individual
Member Since
October 2008
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