Native English speaker.
"It's impossible" does not mean it can not be done, just means you are talking to the wrong person.
Just read my full profile and you can see what people say, it;s not it's just ok here is 5 stars. The reason I have good ratings is because I am good at what I do.
I have been coding for 15 years +
I also have great insight into affiliate marketing, Mass Emailing and Geotargeting, Blackhat (No hacking though) & Whitehat solutions.