In 1988 at the age of four, I wrote my first hit* song. It was a sexual number called "When I Touch Your Bosoms" that told of a young boys desire to grab bosoms' and grope buttocks'.
Do you know any other four-year-olds that were writing sexual songs at that age?
Writing's what I was born to do and I've been doing it for as long as I can remember. One of my earliest memories is writing a gripping page turner on a series of napkins about a lightning bug's light up butt that stopped lighting up.
I specialize in comedy writing,...