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Brian Castiglione | Elance
 
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Brian Castiglione

Writer Extraordinaire!
   United States
  |   Clifton Heights, PA

Overview

Minimum Hourly Rate $15

In 1988 at the age of four, I wrote my first hit* song. It was a sexual number called "When I Touch Your Bosoms" that told of a young boys desire to grab bosoms' and grope buttocks'.

Do you know any other four-year-olds that were writing sexual songs at that age?

Exactly.

Writing's what I was born to do and I've been doing it for as long as I can remember. One of my earliest memories is writing a gripping page turner on a series of napkins about a lightning bug's light up butt that stopped lighting up.

I specialize in comedy writing,...

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Comedy Writing

Education

West Chester University
Bachelor of Arts in Communication Studies
2003 - 2007
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songwriting
lyric writing
creative writing
fiction
lyrics
short stories
gossip blogger
celebrity gossip
comedy writing
comedy
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