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Bill S. | Elance
 
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Bill S.

Liberal Satirist, Op-Ed Writer, Wise Guy!
   United States
  |   Elkridge, MD

Overview

OK, I was fired from the pack of 60,000 'Examiners' for 'writing while liberal.' I'm looking for a regular or semi-regular gig with someone who appreciates a sharp wit, a well-turned phrase, and a sense of sarcasm. If you enjoy reading "journalism verite," written by someone with scalps on his belt, drop me a line and let me know what you're looking for. Please. No weasels. I just left the weasel farm in Denver. Anschutz/Clarity. Meh. At present, I blog.

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Portfolio

After a month-long war with Wisconsin trolls breaking the law by using Facebook to call...
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/12/21/anatomy-of-a-sock-puppet-attack/
As a former editor, I pride myself over never firing someone for doing something that I...
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/12/14/does-examiner-com-give-preferential-treatment-to-conservative-writers-hypocrisy-exposed/
Bill Schmalfeldt "interviews" Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry about not getting...
http://www.turningovertherocks.com/2011/12/26/episode-1-rick-and-newt-not-on-the-virginia-ballot/

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Tested
broadcast humorist
talk show host
award-winning columnist
more than 30 years experience
semi-retired
ethical
a real digger

Service Description

I would love nothing better than to write a regular op-ed column from a humorous, left-wing point of view. I do my own illustrations (all free of copyright infringement, mind you) and my own animations. I am quite the funny fellow, if I do say so myself.

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humorist
satirist
liberal
op-ed
columnist
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