Vinnie Vitale is a trained stand-up comedian with a sales background who specializes in writing original, humorous copy that engages while evoking a powerful response. He has written for other sales professionals, doctors, and comedians. He is the sole proprietor of a speechwriting company he has not yet filed for tax purposes, Speech For Me, LLC. You can read more about his company's services in the very next paragraphs.
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Looking to present a professional speech that moves and thrills your audience? From keynotes to wedding toasts, Speech...
Sep 7, 2015|Speeches|$510|Completed
I not only write; I write good. For all intents and purposes, that is bad joke. Also, "for all intensive purposes", that is an eggcorn, which is a funny word. This is nature of what I do: attempt to elicit laughter. Mmm...illicit laughter, what a turn on. Now, let's get back to what I do; what was it? Ah yes, writing. Really good.
Understand, if you are seeking a writer for an operations procedure manual for say, a mechanical stair lift, then I am probably not the right fit for you. It needs to be ADA-compliant, easy to interpret--especially for those using the stair lift--creative humor quips are probably not a top priority in this case. However, if you are looking for a manual that explains what might happen if the stair lift is not assembled correctly, then I could be of service to you. We won't get into the grisly details of grandpa falling down the stairs; you'll have to pay me for that.
I am well educated. I hold 2 bachelor's degrees and an MBA in accounting, because I wanted to know how to budget myself to one day live on a writer's income. Though I never majored in English, do not despair; I scored in the 83rd percentile in the verbal section on my GMATs. Which should tell you one thing: I may also have Asperger's* for remembering this statistic.
Also, while you're reviewing possible candidates for your next project, assume you can eliminate anyone who ends a sentence...
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The Hudson Valley Writers' Center
Comedy Writing Instructor
2012 - 2012
I taught a month-long class on comedy writing. Some people made me laugh while I was there, which tells me I must have been doing my job well.