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Vinnie Vitale | Elance
 
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Vinnie Vitale

Comedy Writer Extraodinaire
   United States
  |   Union City, NJ

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Vinnie Vitale is a trained stand-up comedian with a sales background who specializes in writing original, humorous copy that engages while evoking a powerful response. He has written for other sales professionals, doctors, and comedians. He is the sole proprietor of a speechwriting company he has not yet filed for tax purposes, Speech For Me, LLC. You can read more about his company's services in the very next paragraphs.

Looking to present a professional speech that moves and thrills your audience? From keynotes to wedding toasts, Speech...

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Sep 7, 2015|Speeches|$510|Completed
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Example of a post I wrote, photographed, and published for the food blog My Hot GF Cooks.
Example of an article I wrote for a personal column, "Vinnie's Vices", that I...

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https://vinnievitale.contently.com/
http://www.gardenstatecomedy.com/spotlight-vinnie-vitale/

I not only write; I write good. For all intents and purposes, that is bad joke. Also, "for all intensive purposes", that is an eggcorn, which is a funny word. This is nature of what I do: attempt to elicit laughter. Mmm...illicit laughter, what a turn on. Now, let's get back to what I do; what was it? Ah yes, writing. Really good.

Understand, if you are seeking a writer for an operations procedure manual for say, a mechanical stair lift, then I am probably not the right fit for you. It needs to be ADA-compliant, easy to interpret--especially for those using the stair lift--creative humor quips are probably not a top priority in this case. However, if you are looking for a manual that explains what might happen if the stair lift is not assembled correctly, then I could be of service to you. We won't get into the grisly details of grandpa falling down the stairs; you'll have to pay me for that.

I am well educated. I hold 2 bachelor's degrees and an MBA in accounting, because I wanted to know how to budget myself to one day live on a writer's income. Though I never majored in English, do not despair; I scored in the 83rd percentile in the verbal section on my GMATs. Which should tell you one thing: I may also have Asperger's* for remembering this statistic.

Also, while you're reviewing possible candidates for your next project, assume you can eliminate anyone who ends a sentence...

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Employment

My Hot GF Cooks
The Boyfriend
2015 - Present
My hot GF cooks. I write about it. www.myhotgfcooks.com
The Laugh Button
Humor Writer
2014 - Present
Sometimes I write a comedy column for a comedy website about a comedian. That comedian happens to be me. http://thelaughbutton.com/vinnies-vices/
The Hudson Valley Writers' Center
Comedy Writing Instructor
2012 - 2012
I taught a month-long class on comedy writing. Some people made me laugh while I was there, which tells me I must have been doing my job well.

Education

William Paterson University
MBA, Accounting
2009 - 2011
Rutgers College
B.A. Communication, B.A. Psychology
2002 - 2006
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humor
ghostwriting
presentations
food
storytelling
jokes
business
leadership
speeches
copywriting
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