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Bitsy_Words | Elance
Last Sign-in: Nov 14, 2013


Witty writing. Brainy branding. Money marketing.
   United States
  |   Savannah, GA
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Minimum Hourly Rate $18

The world is filled with bland, sleep inducing writing. You see it everywhere -- blogs, brochures, scripts, manuals, books. I aim to be a breath of fresh air. As a veteran full time high class literary prostitute for hire, I have metaphorically been standing on the figurative corner for years saying, "I'll write whatever you want for a little cash, baby!" During that time, I've become very good at what I do and have amassed a large and diverse portfolio covering a plethora of industries.

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Nov 16, 2015|Copywriting|$5,480|Working
Nov 9, 2015|Copywriting|$85|Completed
Nov 5, 2015|Copywriting|$1,450|Completed
Nov 1, 2015|Web Content|$252|Completed

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This is an excerpt from an ebook guide I wrote for iWowWe to be sold to affiliate...
A client asked me to write a series of generic, templated web content for a variety of...
This is a press release for an upscale golfing community in Savannah Georgia
Here are several examples of SEO copywriting for a web development/online marketing...
A client need short, humorous descriptions written for categories on his website.
I was commissioned to write humorous, sarcastic blogs for a male supplement site. This...
This is an example of a book a client had me edit and rewrite for content. He wanted...
This is an example of a long form sales letter for an internet marketing information...
This is a painting part of a four part series commissioned for a client representing...
This is a painting was commissioned for a client representing the element of air as...
This piece was commissioned by a client for a deck of cards. This particular card...
Here is a painting commissioned by a client for a post card depicting elephants.
This is large painting commissioned by a client for the interior of a Jazz bar.
Commissioned portrait for an author.
This painting was a book illustration depicting a watery underworld for a client.
This painting is a commissioned book cover for a dark thriller novel.
This is a piece out of four part series of sacred geometry paintings I did for client...
This is a piece out of a four part series of sacred geometry paintings I did for client...
This was a piece commissioned by a client who wanted the poem Desiderata by Max Erhman...
This is a painting of a an abstracted city landscape for a book cover done for a client.
This is an painting commissioned by a client for a book cover depicting abstracted...
This is a drawn life-portrait commissioned by a client.
This is a life-painting done from live models.
This is a portrait of clients wife and child commissioned his anniversary.

Skills (10)

Content Writing
Creative Writing
English Grammar
English Spelling
web copy
sales copywriting
direct response
web copywriting

Service Description

I'm a minimalist. There are a lot of complicated things in the world. Internet information is daunting. As a writer and marketing specialist I like to file information down to its simplest form. I want to be able to understand a myriad of things by only reading some things. That's why BitsyWords is awesome. It's life's logline.

When enlisting my services you are recruiting a professional. With me, you won't get a messy job. I'm solid, precise, and full of finesse. In a nutshell, I am a copywriting / branding ninja.


* Ghost Writing
* Ebook Writing
* Web Copywriting
* SEO Writing
* Persuasive Writing
* Brochure Writing
* Technical Writing
* Essay Writing
* Fiction / Nonfiction
* Proofreading and Editing
* Resumes and Letters of Introduction
* Grant Proposals

... more


* Slogans
* Marketing Campaigns
* Mission Statements
* Rebranding
* Business Names / Domains


* Social Media Campaigns
* Adwords
* Facebook Ad Campaigns
* Microsite
* Blogging
* Analytics
* Social Media Management


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Overview  |  Job History  |  Portfolio  |  Team  |  About the Company


sales content
sales pages
web content
SEO content
Company Snapshot
Elance Level
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  • 12 months
  • Lifetime
Per Client
Member Since
November 2012
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