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Bitsy_Words | Elance
Last Sign-in: Nov 14, 2013


Witty writing. Brainy branding. Money marketing.
   United States
  |   Savannah, GA
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Minimum Hourly Rate $18

The world is filled with bland, sleep inducing writing. You see it everywhere -- blogs, brochures, scripts, manuals, books. I aim to be a breath of fresh air. As a veteran full time high class literary prostitute for hire, I have metaphorically been standing on the figurative corner for years saying, "I'll write whatever you want for a little cash, baby!" During that time, I've become very good at what I do and have amassed a large and diverse portfolio covering a plethora of industries.

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This is an excerpt from an ebook guide I wrote for iWowWe to be sold to affiliate...
A client asked me to write a series of generic, templated web content for a variety of...
This is a press release for an upscale golfing community in Savannah Georgia
Here are several examples of SEO copywriting for a web development/online marketing...
A client need short, humorous descriptions written for categories on his website.
I was commissioned to write humorous, sarcastic blogs for a male supplement site. This...
This is an example of a book a client had me edit and rewrite for content. He wanted...
This is an example of a long form sales letter for an internet marketing information...
This is a painting part of a four part series commissioned for a client representing...
This is a painting was commissioned for a client representing the element of air as...
This piece was commissioned by a client for a deck of cards. This particular card...
Here is a painting commissioned by a client for a post card depicting elephants.
This is large painting commissioned by a client for the interior of a Jazz bar.
Commissioned portrait for an author.
This painting was a book illustration depicting a watery underworld for a client.
This painting is a commissioned book cover for a dark thriller novel.
This is a piece out of four part series of sacred geometry paintings I did for client...
This is a piece out of a four part series of sacred geometry paintings I did for client...
This was a piece commissioned by a client who wanted the poem Desiderata by Max Erhman...
This is a painting of a an abstracted city landscape for a book cover done for a client.
This is an painting commissioned by a client for a book cover depicting abstracted...
This is a drawn life-portrait commissioned by a client.
This is a life-painting done from live models.
This is a portrait of clients wife and child commissioned his anniversary.

Skills (11)

Content Writing
Creative Writing
English Grammar
English Spelling
Brand Consulting
web copy
sales copywriting
direct response
web copywriting

Service Description

I'm a minimalist. There are a lot of complicated things in the world. Internet information is daunting. As a writer and marketing specialist I like to file information down to its simplest form. I want to be able to understand a myriad of things by only reading some things. That's why BitsyWords is awesome. It's life's logline.

When enlisting my services you are recruiting a professional. With me, you won't get a messy job. I'm solid, precise, and full of finesse. In a nutshell, I am a copywriting / branding ninja.


* Ghost Writing
* Ebook Writing
* Web Copywriting
* SEO Writing
* Persuasive Writing
* Brochure Writing
* Technical Writing
* Essay Writing
* Fiction / Nonfiction
* Proofreading and Editing
* Resumes and Letters of Introduction
* Grant Proposals

... more


* Slogans
* Marketing Campaigns
* Mission Statements
* Rebranding
* Business Names / Domains


* Social Media Campaigns
* Adwords
* Facebook Ad Campaigns
* Microsite
* Blogging
* Analytics
* Social Media Management


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sales content
sales pages
web content
SEO content
Company Snapshot
Elance Level
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  • 12 months
  • Lifetime
Per Client
Member Since
November 2012
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